Monkeys Stage Car Hood Sex Show For Hysterical Teenagers
I can't figure out what language the young people in this car are speaking, but this video is a perfect specimen of YouTube storytelling: unseen human characters react exactly the way we all would to monkeys suddenly having sex on their car's hood: with increasing hysterical screams of laughter. (I guess this is NSFW, but it's more about the international brotherhood of Funniest Home Videos than monkey sex. Your boss should understand that.)
Best Spring Break story ever. (Thanks for the tip, Erin!)
Posted by Lindsay at 3:00 PM in Animals On Film
Tags: Monkeys
They're polish. Here's some translation:
"He's going home with us"
"Why so weird looking butt?"
"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAaa"
"AAaaaAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA"
"Fuck me tenders!"
"AAAAAaaAAAHAHAAHAAHAA"
Yep, that's all. You're welcome.
Score = 17
That monkey is totally biting my patented moves. Just goes to show, can't trust a Polish primate.
Score = 3
Just when I thought this site couldn't get any smuttier. One second, you're insulting Christians, the next you're literally POSTING MONKEY BUTT SEX.
What if the kids see this, Lindsey? WHAT IF KIDS WANT TO HAVE MONKEY SEX ON TOP OF FUCKIN CARS?!
I pray this day never come, but WHEN we encounter a monkexting epidemic. I know just who to blame!
Score = 6
I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass.
Gonna kick some ass in the USA.
Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle.
I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck.
I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass.
I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass.
Rock, flag, and eagle!
Score = 10
HELL YEAH! SING it, son!
Score = -4
I think they're speaking Polish.
Score = -4
Whatever, AP person. I'm taking over. You know guys, (start the orchestral music, dim the lights), I have LOLed a lot here over the year here at Videogum. And I don't know if it's just the domino effect of someone else's laughter making you laugh, or that the monkeys (monkeys? are they monkeys?) both hop on the hood of this car, barely shake hands even! or kiss! start humpin, stop humpin, then move on, or wondering why it's being recorded in the first place, or what, but I've watched this 5 times in a row and it gets funnier with each time. I give it 10 champy LOLs up.
Score = 5
That monkey = High school boys getting laid for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd time everywhere.
A few thrusts and then off to sleep.
Score = 4
I have a friend who spent some time in Africa, and he has a ton of monkey stories. He woke up every morning to the sound of them fucking on his roof, and at one point his research partner got slapped in the face by one after offering it food.
Score = 4
...and when Ruth Bronstein and I do this in high school, we're expelled for a week and it goes on our PERMANENT record.
Score = 1