Kids Sing About Divorce And Bar Fighting The Darndest Things
Remember when Pink turned her sad, failed marriage to X-Games star Carey Hart into a fist-pumping bar rock anthem for people who think Chumbawumba's "Tubthumping" is the godsong that the angels play on their lyres when you get to heaven? Now imagine if that same terrible, fist-pumping, adult-themed bar rock anthem was sung by children teasing the hormonal border of a sexually active adolesence. Now stop imagining it and start living it.
That'll do, Kidz Bop. That'll do.
Posted by Gabe at 10:30 AM in Animals On Film
Tags: Kidz Bop | Pink
That was like a car crash... I just couldn't stop watching.
Also, I'm pretty sure the only reason that guy was in it was for that little dance at the end..
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his dances moves and he wanted to show off his new fingerless gloves that he got for christmas.
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That poor boy.
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Doubleyu Tee Eff
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One night my brother and I got high and went through iTunes watching all of their music videos. It wasn't even fun high.
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what sound genius thought it was suchagreatidea to cut the choir on two of four chorus bars? boo on this.
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Hey, Aaron Copeland, cut this choir.
Just kidding. Don't cut it.
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More importantly, anyone have a gif of the Asian kid losing his shit from Kidz Bop's version of "Since U Been Gone"?
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"We're children, we're children, YAY!"
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HAHAHAHA, tagged under "Animals On Film." Nice one Gabe.
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@Audrey
It's small but I do have one of the asian kid: http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/33076546/2051527
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Thanks, Ali. I love that kid!
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Check out their wicked scratches on the turntable. Dan Deacon is taking notes for future albums.
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Kidz Bop has always toed the inappropriate-song-choice line, but this is ridiculous. Can't wait for these girls to cover "I'm Fucking So Many Amys" or whatever the hell that song is.
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Fingerless leather wheelchair gloves are so fucking badass. They're like the 12 year old's version of a neck tattoo. Hardcore.
When are they just going to get it it over and cover "Ain't no fun" or "Fuck the police"?
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LOL! Gay boy lost his boyfriend!
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I blame this song and Kidz Bop's reckless promotion of it on the recent increase in teen violence. Wait, did I say teen violence, cos I meant self-inflicted eye scraping. My mistake.
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What producer listens to music and thinks, you know what I'd like? This song but without passion or emotion. Yes. Yes, that is what I want. Make it so..
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Those kids are so bad ass splashing and frolicking on their Sandals Vacation!
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Whoops, Sandals is for adults only, guess I don't go on vacation enough to know that!
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30 YEARS FROM NOW:
"I have nearly twenty years of experience with several firms and a Master's Degree in-"
"Oh shit, I just googled your name with my brain computer and this video of you as a kid came up and it's so fucking hilarious. Oh my god, that is so gay, Lol."
BEWARE THE FUTURE.
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"This video is not available in your country. " Thank God.
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