It's not an elephant painting a self-portrait, but a cat "speaking" with an English accent is very curious. It's not enough for them to just talk anymore. They need a gimmick:
No word on whether that's a posh accent or not. But now I want a cat that talks like a redneck.
Posted by Lindsay at 11:00 AM in Animals On Film
Tags: Cats
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I think you'll find that's a cockney accent.
Score = 6
agreed. that cat's low breeding is betraying him. i'm detecting lots of trouble with his 'how now brown cow'.
that's why cats shouldn't feign pretensions above their station.
Score = 19
Just give me six weeks and I'll turn that caterwauling guttersnipe into a proper English feline.
Score = 22
She's a talker.
Score = 29
I thank you on behalf of my mother, who I'm about to send it to who will undoubtedly talk about it for at least a week and tell all her water-aerobics and scrabble friends about it.
Score = 7
imagine THAT waking you up in the middle of the night. creepy cat!
Score = 6
That filled my "aaaawwwwww" quotient for the day.
Score = 0
Why the hell is that demon cat talking? That shit is scary, not "aww." And you wanna hear a cat talk with a redneck accent? Shiiit, just talk to my ex-wife!
Score = -10
the answer is no, my dearest cat!
Score = 4
In Internet years, this is from the Reformation.
Score = -2
My cat was sitting next to me when I played this and she immediately jumped up and hid under the filing cabinet. Clearly English accent cat scares the shit out of regular cats.
Score = 3
English Accent Cat scared my pussy Schnauzer named Sunshine. Damn lazy dog, all she can do is howl songs and watch "The Soup" while giving me the fuck you look for bothering her Joel McHale time.
I'm in Texas; I am sure someone here could sell me a talking redneck cat. Now do you want the Larry the Cable Guy version, which is mentally retarded and inbred, or the Ron White version, which is a drunk with great stories?
Score = 1
SHENANIGANS
Score = 0
As a cat owner, I can tell you (though it may spoil the fun) that this cat is about to barf. This is the exact sound my cat makes when he's about to barf. No British required.
Score = 1