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June 8, 2009

The New Baby White Tiger Is...Um...Special

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A German zoo has released the first video of a new baby white tiger cub born there 8 weeks ago with a genetic defect that caused it to be born with stripes. The zoo has kept the tiger's birth a secret until now "due to the unlikelihood of its survival." :( :( :(! But it seems...okay...now. Well, you decide. It's kind of a...spaz. It's special. It's a very special tiger that will teach its handlers about patience and unconditional love, until one day when it eats them by accident because it thinks they're Skittles.

Oh my god, wait, no: IT'S TIGGER! An actual Tigger has been born!

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Funtastik

I truly don't know if this is :( or :). I will settle on a :s.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 06/08/09 2:21 PM | Reply
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Deezey

' ~ '

Posted by: Deezey profile link in reply to Funtastik's comment at 06/08/09 3:35 PM | Reply
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kate

Love the tiger. Hate that woman.

Posted by: kate profile link at 06/08/09 2:23 PM | Reply
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sarah palin

It's like a dachshund, but a tiger.

Posted by: sarah palin profile link at 06/08/09 2:24 PM | Reply
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TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder

In an extremely :( turn of events, most white tigers are deformed or disabled because they can only be made through cross-breeding. White tigers are very rare, so the 50 or so that exist have to mate, and some are siblings or cousins.

I personally think this tiger is the kitty version of Harry Caray.

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder profile link at 06/08/09 2:25 PM | Reply
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It is really sad, because the white coat is a defect itself, so the inbreeding just causes it to get worse and worse so the majority of white tigers have major birth defects. Totally :(:(

Posted by: Gina profile link in reply to TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder's comment at 06/08/09 2:38 PM | Reply
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Darren87

Aww, it's "Radio" in Tiger form!

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 06/08/09 2:36 PM | Reply
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Ashley

Ew, I don't like the way it's looking at me.

Posted by: Ashley profile link at 06/08/09 2:39 PM | Reply
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An American Patriot

My heart just fuckin melted.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link at 06/08/09 2:49 PM | Reply
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MsQuinn

That little guy needs to watch the UK binge drinking PSA. He's totally wasted duuude.

Posted by: MsQuinn profile link at 06/08/09 2:58 PM | Reply
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wubdub

All this time we thought we were teaching Incestuous White Tiger, it turns out he was teaching us.

Posted by: wubdub profile link at 06/08/09 2:59 PM | Reply
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Kenny Powers

Get this tiger on The Maury Povich Show for a paternity test....

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Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 06/08/09 3:02 PM | Reply
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heywoodjewbrome

That's really scary. Yet I can't stop looking at it. And laughing.

So, basically, that tiger = the economy.

Posted by: heywoodjewbrome profile link in reply to Kenny Powers's comment at 06/08/09 3:25 PM | Reply
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Zayin_451

I wasn't aware that being born with stripes was a life threatening genetic defect. Are they saying that they don't expect it to live long because it can no longer blend in with the treeline?

Posted by: Zayin_451 profile link at 06/08/09 3:33 PM | Reply
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Beardzoid

Speaking of tigers, the San Francisco Zoo has new advertisements out that use an image of a tiger.....

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM maybe a bit too soon, SF Zoo.

Posted by: Beardzoid profile link at 06/08/09 4:22 PM | Reply
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Kenny Powers

Not at all. I'm in the Bay Area too and everybody knows those shitbirds had it coming. The only sad part of the story is that the tiger had to die.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link in reply to Beardzoid's comment at 06/08/09 5:53 PM | Reply
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sophia

Ha ha, no way! I was totally on the side of that poor tiger. They should do an ad featuring a tiger with a beer can crushed in its jaws.

Posted by: sophia profile link in reply to Beardzoid's comment at 06/08/09 5:59 PM | Reply
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Beardzoid

I've never set foot in our sad little zoo, but if they made that ad I'd become a lifetime member.

Posted by: Beardzoid profile link in reply to sophia's comment at 06/08/09 6:10 PM | Reply
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Chris

I don't think he likes hugs.

Posted by: Chris profile link at 06/08/09 11:04 PM | Reply
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