Some People Do Not Deserve Their Baby Monkeys
I guess my annoyance with this girl is 100% jealousy-based, but if I had a cute little baby marmoset named Louie in my coat at my high school, I would not complain at all.
Actually, looking around that classroom, I think maybe Louie is not this girl's marmoset, and that this girl sneaks into school after hours to play with him against the rules. And what kind of school is that, anyway? Monkey, cage, and map school. I want to go to there. (Thanks for the tip, Brad!)
Posted by Lindsay at 3:15 PM in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
Tags: Marmosets | Monkeys
My marmoset, there'll be days like this, there'll be days like this, my marmoset. (Marmoset, marmoset!)
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Marmoset knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out!
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awww wook @ his widdle face!
also:
♪♫♩my marmoset when you gonna live your life right
oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones and girls
they wanna have fun♫♪♩
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I love monkeys, however, I do not love monkeys in my shirt, because when they are considerably larger than a marmoset, it is not an entirely pleasant experience.
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this is actually viral video advertising for the low-budget season 2 of Dollhouse.
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So you don't mind things biting you as long as they are cute? You are going to make a kinky boyfriend very happy someday.
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This is a little beastmaster for me. Louie doesn't need to get to second base.
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"ow, you're biting me" ummm hellllllooooo, you should never stick a baby anything next to naked buhbees
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I'm going to start sending these exotic-animals-as-pets videos to my dad with the subject: "Why did you ruin my life?"
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I don't think she's at school, I think that's a zoologist's office? I think that's what the maps and cages are for. Also if you watch her other videos they always end with someone entering the room being like "I moved your car--" and then she turns the camera off. There's also one where she's kind of dirty talking to the monkey about how small it is and how dependent on her it is or something, it's creepy. They all feel like xtube videos.
Also, it's not even a baby marmoset, it's a full grown marmoset! They're the smallest monkey's on earth. THIS is a baby marmoset:
--Professor Marmosets
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I want a Marmoset. :(
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that shit was cute.
also, i think we know now how aids happened, with horny teenage girls sticking teensy cute monkeys in their shirts like total perverts.
thanks, teenage girls, for aids and the jonas brothers.
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All I could think about was that Dustin Hoffman movie, Outbreak. Shit's real, son. We'll all be dead by next week.
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HATRED HATRED HATRED at that girl.
really, right now she is satan.
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I love it when he cocks his head.
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Cute monkey. Kind of frumpy girl.
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