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January 8, 2009

New Gaming System, Same Kids Going F-ing Crazy

Nintendo 64 kid is rolling in his grave (because he died. From being so excited):

Someone needs to send that kid to the Milford School.

Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in
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somuchbailefunk

that child has a zest for gaming.

Posted by: somuchbailefunk profile link at 01/08/09 3:42 PM | Reply
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A Pretty Good Kisser

He should be neither seen nor heard.

Posted by: A Pretty Good Kisser profile link at 01/08/09 3:47 PM | Reply
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spectator

save it for the talk room son.

Posted by: spectator profile link at 01/08/09 3:48 PM | Reply
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I remember going batshit when I got a dreamcast. I wonder when kids will stop caring about game systems! 2 years?

Posted by: Ange at 01/08/09 3:57 PM | Reply
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Genevieve

Thank God my parents didn't have a video camera when I was growing up.

Posted by: Genevieve profile link at 01/08/09 3:57 PM | Reply
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Becca

i fucking hate children.

i was never a child.

i was earth made holy by rabbinical elders.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 01/08/09 4:18 PM | Reply
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Seems to me like this was set up some to run off of the N64 kid. I don't know any parents who wouldn't be telling their kid to shut the fuck up if they screamed that loud. Either that or these are bad parents. I still like option one.

Posted by: The Uniblogger at 01/08/09 5:03 PM | Reply
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In my house, you're expected to go apeshit over every gift as a show of gratitude.

Posted by: TD in reply to The Uniblogger's comment at 01/09/09 12:16 AM | Reply
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This is just sad. The kid totally looks straight into the camera before he explodes. He's putting on a little show for his family and they eat it up. And guess what, your parents only got you one wii remote so have fun taking turns with your older siblings as you all fight over who gets to swing the imaginary golf club first. Merry Christmas!

Posted by: keith at 01/08/09 6:22 PM | Reply
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You can always tell a Milford man.

Posted by: Al at 01/08/09 7:35 PM | Reply
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Big Red

Dear God, I almost shit my pants. Thanks, Gabe.

Posted by: Big Red profile link at 01/08/09 9:52 PM | Reply
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Elliot

Yknow what though? When N64 Kid did it, it felt genuine. It felt real.

Wii kid.... i felt like he phoned that one in to the camera, as kids often do at that age. Maybe it was shock, but to me it looked like he just stared at the camera for a few blank seconds thinking subconsciously "how can i make this memorable? how i can i show my parents that i CARE?"

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 01/09/09 12:43 AM | Reply
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N64 kid as annoying as he was is still a little cute. Maybe he because he was younger. This kid looks like he i almost ready to borrow dads car to pick up friends and go to the movies

Posted by: Michelle  in reply to Elliot's comment at 01/11/09 12:01 AM | Reply
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Kevin

"Animals on Film"

:D

Posted by: Kevin profile link at 01/09/09 2:04 AM | Reply
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that kid makes me "abortionhorny"

Posted by: michael at 01/11/09 7:25 PM | Reply
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