Jesus Brings His Distinctive Facial Hair Combo To The Back Of A Moth

It must be a slow news week for CNN, because when they learned that a Texas man had found the face of Jesus on a moth's back, they rushed to the scene:

It's kind of scary that the not-smart man helpfully labeled "Found Moth" actually MAKES FUN of people who have seen Jesus on grilled cheese sandwiches and other stupid places. He dismisses them because his stupid Jesus sighting is "cooler." The delusional people are getting smarter! Also, remember what the preacher says: it's important that you DO NOT WORSHIP this moth. This is the country we live in, y'all.

Posted by Lindsay at 12:30 PM in Animals On Film, The News
Tags: Jesus | Moth

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The moth finder dude sounds exactly like Reno Sheriff Deputy Travis Junior.

Posted by: WJPurdy at 08/29/08 1:26 PM | Reply
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am i the only one who sees the horns on top of his head and the bat-wings coming off of jesus' face???

Posted by: clarice starling at 08/29/08 1:31 PM | Reply
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i thought it looked like jesus wearing a trucker hat

Posted by: krup at 08/29/08 4:00 PM | Reply
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Jesus on the back of a moth and the Virgin Mary on grilled cheese sandwiches are OK, I guess...but nothing ever rocked this Jewish boy like Father Guido Sarducci's "Find the Popes on the Pizza" discovery.

Posted by: Josh Rosen at 08/29/08 5:52 PM | Reply
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))) nice news. i haven't heard nor about this moth nor about Jesus's face on cheese... it's really fascinating)

Posted by: Leo - Massage Chair Russia at 11/17/08 5:09 AM | Reply
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