World Temporarily Distracted From Economic Crisis By Monkey Waiters

Have you seen these monkey waiters they have now? They're monkeys who have the amazing ability to not only wait tables, but to flood email inboxes with emails titled "MONKEY WAITERS!!!":

I like how they're only allowed to work two hours per day. Who decided that two hours was the maximum amount of time a monkey could bring people beer in exchange for soybeans without it being cruel? (Thanks for the tip, every single person or website on the internet today!)

Posted by Lindsay at 3:45 PM in Animals On Film
Tags: Monkeys | Of Course | Waiters

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The thumbnail looks like Hilary Clinton

Posted by: BradOFarrell at 10/07/08 4:37 PM | Reply
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This. Is. Hilarious.

I mean... it's monkeys... that are waiters...

...

What isn't to like about that!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Maxwell GS at 10/07/08 4:48 PM | Reply
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as a card holding member of the ASPCA, I categorically denounce this.

Posted by: Becca at 10/07/08 5:24 PM | Reply
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YOU GOT ME GOING BANANA'S OVER HERE!

Posted by: I PEE GOLD at 10/07/08 5:31 PM | Reply
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Monkey evolution is getting scary. What's going to happen when these guys evolve?

Posted by: Elliot at 10/08/08 1:14 AM | Reply
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I hate humans. No seriously, I do.

Posted by: Genevieve at 10/08/08 5:27 PM | Reply
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