This is just really embarrassing. If one of you would go move the camera, I will work on our letter of apology to the monkeys. (Via @vultureblog.)
Hahaha. Sorry humans! You’re now my third favorite primates, behind these guys and lorises:
God, I want a slow loris so bad.
As an anthropology major, I can say this with great authority: The animals in this video are chimps and, therefore, they are apes, not monkeys. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.
I can also say this with great authority: Would you like fries with that?
BA in Anthropology, 1998. Currently browsing the internet 8 hours a day. But I too thought to myself, “Those aren’t monkeys, they’re apes!”
“Get your hands off me, you damn dirty monkey! APE! SHIT WHATEVER, JUST STOP IT”-The Charleston Hessian
Next up: Amateur Monkey Porn.
I’m sure a better monster than I could relate these monkeys to the new MTV.
I would love to insert the ape face onto Liz from My Life as Liz’s face in the new logo, BUT I am at my (design) internship and would not like to get fired. I hope another less busy monster takes this idea and makes it a reality.
I’ve seen the Oprah interview with the lady that had her face ripped off so I won’t be going anywhere near that camera. Chimpanzees are serious fucking assholes.
monkeys have the ugliest butts. seriously.
I don’t know about that. Mandrill ass is pretty interesting….
What, did you eat clown for breakfast?
It looks more like he sat on a clown for breakfast.
I for one welcome our new primate overlords and have already begun flinging my feces at people as a precautionary measure
I told them the banana-cam was a bad idea.
THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA-CAM
Herc is going to be pissed that the monkeys stole his camera. He wants that camera.
I want to marry this comment.
I love have monkeys have more self respect than the people on Jersey Shore when it comes to being filmed (and fashion choice).
And I love HOW I can’t string together coherent sentences. My Situation avatar probably did that to me to spite me.
i guess that’s what it would be like to make out with a monkey. good to know.
It’s like Karl Pilkington discovered the microphone in the studio.
hello monkey. i love you, even though you look so much like humans yet not and it freaks me the fuck out.
i would love it if they parlayed this into a streaming live chimp-cam.
Why weren’t these guys on that cover of Vanity Fair?
i think this is the newest show on MTV (Monkey TV [you get it])
There would be no war if we acted as the monkeys do, touching cameras, eating leaves, staring.
The frak are you talking about? Monkeys are the worst, they’re always killing each other.
Poking something with a stick is pretty much the most crucial step in figuring out what it is.
Thank you I enjoyed this additional footage from the recent season premiere of Lost.
My first thought was, “I hope this doesn’t get real popular” (because of the inevitable tasteless jokes about “monkeys”) which is sad because it means I can’t enjoy cute animal videos and am also a closet racist. I hate SNOW DAY 2010!
I’m pretty sure that monkey is just trying to stare at Joe Rogan’s hog.
Oh hi Monkey!
I really want this to happen on Ghost Hunters.
I mean if the ghosts found the camera and put their fingers all over it, except instead of monkey dirt they would leave behind like glow in the dark ectoplasm. Still dirty, though.
Too bad they cut the video off there. After that, the monkeys somehow make a loop of the footage of them just sitting there so they can escape. Then it’s not long before Dennis Hopper realizes and triggers the bomb!
Geez, I thought the writers of the Office had gotten lazy. You’re better than this, Planet Earth.
Oh my, this is so embarrassing
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