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Maybe it is from watching Jesus Camp one too many times, or just the abundance of crazy American baby preachers, but I really thought we had a strangle-hold on miniature human beings spouting histrionic nonsense, so it’s kind of refreshing to see that this is a global phenomenon. Who wouldn’t want to sit in a warehouse and listen to a maniacal child scream at them? No one! No one wouldn’t want to sit in a warehouse and listen to a maniacal child scream at them! That being said, dude might want to get his facts straight. Like, I’m pretty sure proponents of evolution stopped using “babies aren’t created by God, they are delivered by storks” as an argument against creationism a long time ago. And by a long time ago I mean forever ago. Because that was never a thing. “Have you read Darwin’s On the Origin of Magic Monkey Stork Babies?” Know your enemy, crazy little man! (Via Deerhunter.)
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as long as TLC exists miniature human beings spouting histrionic nonsense
Also, “I was created by God inside my mother’s womb” is leaving out an important step. Maybe his parents haven’t had the talk with him yet.
Yeah, this kid’s gonna have an embolism when he gets that first day of sex ed. Talk about a putting-a-remote-up-your-ass level freakout. “There is no PENIS, only WOMBS and GOD! Only APES and STORKS have SPERM CELLS!” P.S. I have a very small sneaking suspicion that this entire audience was part of an Improv Everyhwere (Madrid edition) exercise.
They don’t teach sex ed in home school, nor do they talk to their friends about it in the schoolyard (aka backyard). Procreation in the Crazy Evangelical community happens exclusively by slipping on communion juice and landing dick-first into a vagina.
I get a, “and now lets invade Poland,” vibe from him.
Eh, some people are just sucker for a baby in a suit, I guess.
All of us!
Kids preach the darndest things.
It’s nice to watch one of these and not think: “I bet 8 people I work with are in that audience.” (I’m going to assume Gabe’s right about this not being held in the US of A.)
i think the kid is right. he doesn’t come from evolution. i’d say he’s a product of backwards evolution.
also i didn’t realize anybody other than bradford cox updated that deerhunter blog. bradford is the best, but i guess that would be stereogum talk.
OH! Yerso koot! And in a suit! Who wants ice cream? Well, quit yelling at me for two damn seconds and I?ll get you an ice cream. and yes, a balloon too. Sure, we can ride the merry-go-round. Anything to get your mind off of crazy things and onto a normal childhood. Yes, i’m sorry, you’re not crazy. Now shut up and eat your ice cream.
People should not do this to children. Children are mimics. I’m not entirely sure this kid has gotten to the age where he starts thinking for himself, or if it’s simply too late for him to start, but there is either a lot of alcoholism or a lot of trying to take over the world in this kid’s future.
Also, separately, I don’t know why the argument always has to be “These people that don’t agree with you are evil.” How does that help anything? How?!!? I’d even accept “stupid” over “evil.” Saying evil is so blatantly a way of rousing the God-fearing masses that I’m surprised more of these people are angry at being treated like sheep.
Also also, I’d like to posit that the fact that Genesis states that God created the heavens and the earth, it does not say exactly how. Nowhere does it say it was NOT by plate tectonics and evolution. But you know what it does say? That he created sea monsters. Look it up.
So I was watching this without sound, as I always do when I am at work (at the laxative factory), and so maybe this would not be the case if I had sound, but doesnt he look very apelike at around 2 minutes as he is saying that he is not related to apes? I mean I am pretty sure those arm movements are the official arm movements for pretending to be an ape. Maybe I’m wrong.
Outtake from The Lil’ Apostle.
This is very old sir! We saw it in my Sociology 101 class in Bussiness School (that’s right, Bussiness School). This is the thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8-V7a4RPY
That just made everything all right again.
Awwwww. Zealotry is cute in any form, but it’s cutest in baby form.
I would be more against this video (than I usually am against mini-Rick Warrens) if the title of this video didn’t involve the phrase “hella sad”.
Can we have a moment just to talk about Jesus Camp? Please? Vgum Movie Club?
at 1:39 the only one not clapping is a kid. When will adults learn?
Got about 12 seconds in and had to stop. I prefer not being brainwashed by a demon dinosaur parading as a Spanish baby preacher if that’s okay with you, Gabe.
This video is pretty old down in Mexico, we even have a remix version, a GOOD remix version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8-V7a4RPY
Please tell me there’s a version without subtitles so we can go to town on this Hitler/Downfall-style.
Well, I’m convinced about god now. It took a tiny little baby in a suit to do the job, but it turns out that’s all I needed. He looks so professional and earnest, how could you disagree?
He said fallacious…in Spanish.
SOULMATES! —>
upvote times infinty
I was delivered to angry ghost in a spaceship.
Marjokes!
It’s pretty impressive, though! I think it’s OK that we did this to *one* child (for science).
I am beginning to question those few know-it-all fallacious liars who say I came from either apes or nothing.