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This little boy, dressed in America’s scariest mask and calling himself MaskedChong, claims to lead an army of Korean Nazis in a fight against the poseurs and hackers of YouTube?
This ought to go well.
Surprisingly enough, the YouTube community, not usually known for its even-tempered rationality and its openness to thoughtful debate, has embraced MaskedChong and reached out with encouragement and understanding:
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN! ONE AT A TIME! WE WILL ALL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS DISCUSSION! And just because the person who made this video is obviously a child, that is no reason not to speak your mind! (Thanks for the tip, Justin and Louis.)
PRO-TIP: You can always tell a true imposer (?) by whether or not he can properly pronounce the word “Nazi.”
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IFriendEverybody doesn’t seem too friendly.
I appreciate the way he posted “HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM” and then, 16 hours later, felt it was necessary to post his “faggot ass-pussy” comment, for clarity.
I prefer to read it as “hey fatty boom boom” not “fatty, boom boom”.. like fatty boom boom is a term of endearment. I might start using it.
Haha first floppy sack mask made from a Gap sweater.
It’s good to see Ryan Seacrest branching out into other entertainment mediums.
“Ching Chong…out!”
What, is this now defendryanseacrestandopposeallwhoopposehimgum?
I Like this kid. Kid, I will happily be in your Nazi Korean Army to fight dushbag commentators of the internet. Can you sign me up for nunchucks and a bomb granade?
I didn’t think he meant Korean Nazis. I read it as an army comprised of both Koreans and Nazis who have put all their ideological differences aside to fight valiently for their leader, Fingermyshitter.
And so the retaliation begins, by way of text-to-speech reader (NSFW, headphones up): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9lTYlEoDo&feature=related
When is Videogum gonna finally score some commenters like that? It’s called Marketing, you guys. Look it up.
Fine, I’m up to the task. Gabe is such a gay person.
what a pussy ass faggot
BANG BANG? POW POW?
Sorry. This is harder than I thought it would be.
u r so imposer
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough? and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this into 5 other Videogum comments. THIS IS TRUE
go get your ashes spread somewhere pretty moonmaster
And this is why I’m scared of having children. Seriously, can you imagine walking in on your son in his bedroom, wearing a floppy sack mask, standing in front of a grey curtain, with a tripod set up filming him? What do you do? I have literally no idea what the appropriate response would be. Do you just…kill him? Time out? I don’t know!!
On top of that, he call’s himself Fingermyshitter? This is a concept I didn’t understand until yesterday (I understood it before yesterday)! Now, we’ve got kids calling themselves that? It makes me wish for the Great Flood of 2012 in 2009.
Oh you know what, I just realized he’s probably a promordial dwarf adult who is forced to wear the floppy sack mask to disguise all of the bruises he got from that one time he was locked up in an insane asylum. Normal stuff, don’t even worry about it. You can all go home now.
There are no time-outs in motherhood.
HAHAHA! I love that your parenting options in your head are ‘kill him’ or ‘time out’. I’m LMAO right now.
That’s my little brother…
I swear he’s british. He sounds like he’s putting the accent on.
Well, at least the video has two stars, which is better than all of my poorly-thought-out, floppy-sack-masked diatribes have done.
Did he call HIMSELF fingermyshitter? Is that his user name?
I think he needs to join the army of juggalos. They’ll understand him.
E— <))
I don’t get it.
Technically, that’s America’s not-so-scariest mask, the His Dad’s Discarded Winter Cap Mask.
damn it – I think you all know which arrow, double parenthesis is supposed to follow “E—”
Nope. Still don’t get it.
Glad to see we’re on the same page with this one.
Ching Chong out? Is he about to be executed?
I love that he has the tremendous self-awareness/complete obliviousness to name himself fingermyshitter. This guy definately has tons of information to give. Its a gift.
I’m pretty sure that Masked Chong is just the stop calling me a homo kid’s alter ego….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQje41M
Did Videogum post this kid ever? Cause I totally sent it in as a tip. I love this kid. He is my favorite future Fox News angry yelling man.
Oh no, not a new kind of list!
can’t we all just go to candy mountain and get along?
ok, someone explain this so i can investigate the source of all this LOL i now have.
Ever heard of a movie called Mean Girls?
look at some of these, People on youtube are viscous/have too much time on their hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqP4W9lfLok&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEaljQJnVls&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXN2KjXwiwU&feature=related
FingerMyShitter?!?!
No no no no. . .
I’m pretty happy about this, if for no other reason than that “Korean Nazis” is now an independent tag.
It’s just viral marketing for “Motherhood”
Coming from my experience as a Korean Nazi, we would never take orders from a child.
I think this qualifies for the Burn The Internet to the Ground tag.
“You can always tell a true imposer (?) by whether or not he can properly pronounce the word “Nazi.”
Does that count Brad Pitt?
This guy seems for real we probably should do what he says.
My mom would never let me call myself something as vulgar as “fingermyshitter” back when I was a kid filming myself making terroristic threats to poseurs and hackers while wearing a floppy sack mask. What is the world coming to? (No just kidding she would totally let me call myself that.)
This is what happens when andy milonakis can’t get work.
This boy was in charge of the now aborted viral marketing for Trick ‘r Treat.
You’re Alive!!!