So apparently last night Hugh Grant was leaving “celebrity and paparazzi hotspot” (ha!) The Waverly Inn, and was just walking along with his odd-hat-wearing companion, making some inane small talk with the paparazzi, calling them virgins or something, when one of them pointed him toward a cab and he just walked up and kicked the guy in the groin for no apparent reason. It’s awesome.
Hmmm, what does that remind me of? Oh:
Only Hugh is a hero.