This is what happens when you leave the internet for two measly days: the internet debuts a heretofore un-famous cutest animal video. Presenting (if you haven’t already seen it), the Pygmy Jerboa, the world’s smallest rodent who looks like old Jasper Beardly from The Simpsons on meth. Pygmy Slow Loris? What Pygmy Slow Loris? This thing is one tickling away from Cutest Animal status.
I want that to come to me. (Via Buzzfeed.)