Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 by 7 Comments

Um…

David Lynch: I’m married.
Tila Tequila: So what, I’m retarded, too.
David Lynch: No, I’m not retarded, I’m married.
Tila Tequila: Yes, we’re both married or retarded or whatever. So what?! Rhythm is a dancer! My vagina smells like a martini!
David Lynch: No, not both. We are not both anything.

(Via Maura.)

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Comments (7)
  1. etc  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 +1

    This all makes perfect sense in my morning cough medicine OD.

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  2. inglorius basTURD  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 +7

    I ain’t trying to fuck ya man
    Errbody know he my number 1 fan
    I done been there done that, bitch and?
    you wanna get mad bitch, I don’t give a damn
    - “Fuck Ya Man,” Tila Tequila

    … actually, you ARE Tila.

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  3. a  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 0

    where’s the gossip girl recap i need videogum to make my addiction seem cool

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  4. rachel  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 0

    he IS single, though. unless he’s still dating that girl from Inland Empire.

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  5. Darren87  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 +10

    Don’t knock Tila. Do you know how hard it is to be a useless, drunken whore in America? She’s an American hero and one Mr. George Washington may soon find his face replaced on the dollar bill.

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  6. Da Cake Eatur  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 -9

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  7. kelly  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 +4

    This feels vaguely like Miley Cyrus talking shit about Thom Yorke.
    I don’t want her to know who he is.

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