I have never cared more about the problems of Japanese food production! They are such cute looking problems!

(thanks for the tip, Edith)

I don’t even know what that video is about, but it’s so entrancing. It’s like if they made Katamari Damacy into a TV show. Whoa. Am I genius who just made a million dollars with his mind? That would be the best show. Jay Mohr, of course, would play Prince, fresh off his stint on the canceled sitcom Gary Unmarried, because of course we have to give him a new show right away. And James Avery would play the King of All Cosmos. He looks like he could effectively portray a celestial being with a drinking problem! Nailed it. So, Hollywood, do you want to just wire transfer the billions, or does it make more sense to bring it all over in a truck and dump it in front of my building. You know, for publicity. (I’m also a genius at business.)

Comments (9)
  1. My! This video really is full of things!

  2. I wanna live there.
    p.s. why can’t I sign in? I registered.

  3. nathan  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 0

    “This sky is not pretty at all. It’s rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty. What We really want is pure, girlish prettiness.” -King of All Cosmos.

    Chuuuuuuch.

  4. alex  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 0

    Um, also see here for another Japanese video that’s pretty weird and I don’t know what it’s about.
    http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm

  5. Meat  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 0

    The Japanese do have a cute gene permanently implanted in their DNA. That’s just science.

  6. yerda goat herda  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 0

    why don’t american problems dance.

  7. Kathleen  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2008 0

    Just as long as they have Jay Mohr (or Michael Cera…?) rolling around a sumo wrestler who absorbs everything from pizza to human beings, and they include all the cosmic father/son ennui, I’m totally DVRing this show.

  8. The zooming in and out of clouds for easy scaling was getting noticeable.

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