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I’m putting this up as a public service for anyone who knows anyone who is planning to do or has ever done the bit of ridiculousness known as “the master cleanse.” Because this is exactly what people who do that are like when they’re doing that:
(Sorry, friends who have done the Master Cleanse. But The Office wouldn’t have parodied you if it weren’t so true!)
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I could not love her any more. I just wish she would update her blog!!
Yeah, she’s the best. You definitely get the idea that she wrote this, too.
The master cleanse is not THAT bad. Until day 3, when your eyesight starts to fail and your body starts to eat itself from the inside out.
NBD.