People are saying that Justin Timberlake is a “douche” in this junket interview for The Love Guru. (I put that word in quotes because we as a nation are not saying “douche” anymore. We’re in a slang limbo period while someone figures out which word is going to be the new “douche.”) But isn’t the guy interviewing him, “Chuck The Movie Guy,” even more of a [insert new "douche" word here]? He begins by whining about Justin ditching an interview with him a few years ago and his questions are terrible. (“Who’s a better boss: Mike Myers or Madonna?”)

I think we have to begrudgingly give it to JT, here. He’s been out-douched, or whatever word we’re going to start saying instead of that now. “Jagoff,” maybe?

Comments (11)
  1. Mrs. Timberlake: London Calling  |   Posted on Jun 9th, 2008

    i think maybe we’re saying “dildo” now

  2. We now say “numbnut.”

    Numbnut?

  3. DorothyMantooth  |   Posted on Jun 9th, 2008

    I’ve lately been thinking that both “dingus” and “spaz” are woefully underused.

  4. I’d like to go back to “turkey.”

  5. Even with the advantage of hostile material that “Chuck The Movie Guy” comes prepared with, JT holds his own when responding to the obvious heckling by an interviewer who is happy to just sit back and revel in his own “awkward” cleverness.

  6. david  |   Posted on Jun 10th, 2008

    numbnet?!

    OH NUMBNAH

  7. BigggShow  |   Posted on Jun 10th, 2008

    Nicotine queef has a nice, disparaging ring to it.

  8. Sloth38  |   Posted on Jun 10th, 2008

    Does anyone else think that’s a giant Magic Eye picture behind Justin?

  9. Didn’t we decide last week it was going to be a “cath” from now on? Or is “cath” just a verb, not a noun? Douche was turned from a verb to a noun.
    Get back to me.

  10. Do you really think that his questions are terrible?! i suppose if one asked me such questios i would kick him just in front of cameras! it’s really disgusting, to say terrible is not to say anything

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