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Dear Black Entertainment Television,
First let me say how excited I am to have received your “Cease and Desist” letter. It is the first letter of this nature that I have ever received, and as such it legitimizes me. What your letter says is that someone thinks that this bullshit is read by enough people (it is not), and that it matters (it doesn’t). Someone thinks that I have violated their rights! Success! A “Cease and Desist” letter is like a blog’s Bar Mitzvah. Now videogum.com is a man.com. It would have been nicer if I could have received the letter right before Mother’s Day, to fill our brunch with pride, but a Father’s Day miracle isn’t bad. Anyway, thank you for that.
Now, I’m no lawyer, but I’ve watched every iteration of Law & Order at least once, except for Trial By Jury, but no one watched Trial By Jury.
I’ve also watched every episode of Law & Order: Fair Use, and am quite confident that with one exception, our repurposing of clips from College Hill: Atlanta and Iron Ring are within our rights. But whatever. You have to pick your battles, and I promise you that College Hill: Atlanta or Iron Ring aren’t anyone’s battles.
The real issue here is that ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Black Entertainment Television, your network, is a marginalized cable outlet that has never been widely recognized for its original programming. You have a negligible white audience, and many prominent members of the black community have derided you for perpetuating negative stereotypes. So just to get this straight, you’re pursuing legal action against a website that was offering you free positive publicity? You are the smartest. That must be why your shows are such hotbeds for discussion (not hotbeds) and cultural touchstones for a whole new generation of viewers (not a cultural touchstone).
In conclusion, I promise not to watch any more College Hill or Iron Ring, and I promise never to use this forum to promote your network. I apologize for any inconvenience and or increased interest in BET that I may have caused.
Sincerely,
Gabe.
P.S. Under One Roof is the most fucking racist thing I have ever seen.
CORRECTION: My sincerest apologies to B.E.T. in regards to my comment about Under One Roof. While that show is still the most fucking racist thing I have ever seen, in regards to your channel it is only the most fucking racist thing I have seen advertised. Constantly.
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mangum.com would have been better (nullus)
Oh, and congratulations.
SWEET!
Congrats on the C&D!! This is surely the first step towards some kind of mild fame and inevitable drug problem.
HA! Awesome.
Huzzah! Take BET down a peg.
But isn’t Under One Roof on My Network TV?
You know what, you are right.
My sincerest apologies to B.E.T. who only ADVERTISE “Under One Roof” CONSTANTLY.
BET–the real meaning of WACK!
Congratulations.
On a tangential note, I was maybe the one person who did watch Trial by Jury and have to say that Bebe Neuwirth is pretty great when it comes to laying down both the law and the order on those who think they can escape justice. It’s better than CI. For reals. It’s a shame the show was buried.
BET,I need your help , I have a brother who ‘s been making music since I can remember . He’s opened up for little john, lil scrapoy, ke ke, big moe u name it he’s done it. The problem is he’s having a hard time gettin reconized. My brothers music has been on the radios he’s won several contest allowing him to be in lil johns video, that never fail through. The thing i love most is he keeps pushing.Since the murder of a well known group member , the group kinda split the only thing keeping it to gether is my brother. I know you’ve heard plenty of stories like this or close. I gaurentee you this is different. All he needs is one big break he deserves it. We have all kinds of artist out here making it big, and for what it’s not that they have talent,it’s who they know. If nothing else comes to past for me .It;s my prayer that you find it in your heart to help him get discovered. Rather it’s a show to show case his talent or pointing him in the right direction. He’s not looking for a free ride but he does need a break. It’s funny that we have famous people , who all have children and if their kids want to rap, model sing dance ect… at a snap they can with or with out talent. So how much more someone with talent who’s willing to work hard , who’s very humbled , who takes directions and have a vision for tommorow. Anything you can do would be greatly appreciated .
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