This season’s Lost finale is being split into three hours, with the first hour airing tonight. That’s so many minutes from now, though. Here are some SPOILERS:

I don’t think I can watch these. If they were SPOILERS for the Niki and Paulo episode that would be fine. I’d know not to bother watching. But this is the finale! There are scenes from a transport plane! Something something with a magic greenhouse! Some of us still prefer to watch our epic paranormal adventure series on a human-sized television the night of broadcast. I will meet you at the e-water cooler tomorrow to iDiscuss, but for those of you who cannot wait, you are welcome.