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Hollywood is working on a live-action/animated feature about Yogi Bear. And I am working on cleaning up all this barf!
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This Summer: Will Ferrell IS the ranger….Zach Galafanakis IS Yogi…..and Dakota Fanning IS Boo Boo
This entire movie looks like a boo-boo. Amirite?
“Anna Faris | Dan Aykroyd | Justin Timberlake | Yogi Bear”
sometimes you don’t have to click the link to know how terrible things are.
This Summer: Boo-boo afraid. Boo-boo very afraid!
I’m just stoked that Timberlake is in the facebook movie.
Hollywood, stop ruining everything that is special to me.
Stupider than the average bear.
I really wish you’d get some help for this bulimia problem of yours, Gabe.
At least it’s not Teddy Ruxpin.
I hope Jelly Man runs Jellystone Natl. Park.
Duh Aficionado Sidebar: I think the rule in Hollywood is to ask: “Did this property ever, in the past, make any money whatsoever?” If the answer is yes (“Ghostbusters: another fucking money factory!”), then the execs are rules-bound to revivify that property rather than go with something newly created, which, duh, has yet to make its first dollar. It’s the definition of conservatism.
Hopefully Michael Rapaport will reprise his role as the stereotypical Italian mafia raccoon. Fingers crossed!
Why does Hollywood have such a boner for awkward cartoon-to-live action adaptations? This movie is going to be like 75% CGI anyway, why not just go the full route and make it one big disappointing cartoon movie instead of doing another Ice Age or whatever. I mean, why not save money in this economy and just pay your actors to come in to do a week of voice acting instead of spending six months shooting them outside in the woods talking to a tennis ball on a stick.
Or why not use a real bear in a real tie and porkpie hat and dub the voices over? It’ll be a cross between Gentle Ben and Dr. Doolittle! Those were popular things right? $MONEY.
Because real bears are divas!
I can’t believe the number of revelations in this article aside from the dumbass Yogi Bear crap:
1. There will be a Ghostbusters 3
2. There will be a Chipmunks sequel
3. The chipmunks sequel will have the word “Squeaquel” in it
4. All that facebook movie shit (I’m late to the party, I get it, but David Fincher??)