I know an unfortunately great number of people who attended two-year community college cosmetology school, and have had a great number of unfortunate haircuts by those community college cosmetology student “friends.” They all cost more than $2. This is the most honest advertisement for such an ordeal I have ever seen; I love it. TWO DOLLARS.
(Even though really those damn students should be paying us to submit to their awkward, unskilled scrubbing and snipping.)
Rhett And Link barely pass as undercover Mormon missionaries (facial hair? dyed tips? There probably Mountain Dew in their back packs!). But I mos def would NOT slam my door in their sweet pretend-proselytizing faces.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
For my first trick, I will receive the most downvoted comment of the week!
“Jeff Dunham is funnier.”
I know you’re trolling, but I can’t resist downvoting you.
Carrying around those severed heads is the perfect way to convince me to sit down with my back towards you as you wield shears.
2 haircuts for $4?!
How can I say no to correct math like that?
I know an unfortunately great number of people who attended two-year community college cosmetology school, and have had a great number of unfortunate haircuts by those community college cosmetology student “friends.” They all cost more than $2. This is the most honest advertisement for such an ordeal I have ever seen; I love it. TWO DOLLARS.
(Even though really those damn students should be paying us to submit to their awkward, unskilled scrubbing and snipping.)
The only thing more adorably awkward than those girls on camera would be the haircuts they purvey.
Rhett And Link barely pass as undercover Mormon missionaries (facial hair? dyed tips? There probably Mountain Dew in their back packs!). But I mos def would NOT slam my door in their sweet pretend-proselytizing faces.
*there’s – the Mormon missionaries are having the last laff on account-a-my spelling.

Heh. I’m a SLCC alumnist. I’m gonna go get a 3 dollar haircut! Maybe!
How do you guarantee a haircut for two years? “Look! It GREW BACK!!!”
The slow motion blow drying of the epic mullet made the commercial for me.