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Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS!
I’m sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don’t know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it’s got “a mall scenes” in it, maels prortrying gang member, and everyone involved is getting professinal pay, I don’t know how they could possibly screw it up.
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FANDANGO!* (Via Craigslist.)
*Alternate joke: you are quite literally crazy for this one, 50 Cent.
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Oh man! I thought this was my shot – but they don’t seem to be interested in females, only femaels. Lucky femaels, get all the breaks.
No worries. It says “All extra may apply.” So if you’re not anything listed you can still apply.
I can’t wait to try out for the mall scene. I’m going to pretend to sell shoes!
I’m pretty sure that’s a typo. It’s actually a maul scene.
I’ve never protried a gang member but it sounds hot. Or disgusting. I can’t tell.
No typos! “Maels” is short for “Maelstrom.” They are just seeking chaos, guys. Don’t be so quick to judge.
I prefer a good femaelstrom.
Som poeple dont have tmie to sit arond all day like yuo cheking thier spellins. Got ot run! hump dai, amiright?
I get paid like a proffesinal! YAY!
how much would it cost me to have my gender surgically reassigned to “MAELS”?
I hope that Cuirtis doesn’t mael in his performance like he did in Rightchus Kiell.
i hear they already signed on topher grace to play cuirtis.
Cuirtis Jackson : 50 Cent :: Janey Jimplin/Jackie Jormp-Jomp : Janis Joplin
Adam Lambert will play Pink in this
I luaghed out loud.
I’m glad da cake eatur has found something to do with his time.
Jinx!
Great mind high five!
Apparently Da Cake Eatur is now a casting director.
“An for dis seen, the dirictur wants u too giv a mor emoshun lik Astun Powurs. git in ma bely lol!!! but it look lik dis iz a old hedshot we wer lokin for sum1 a lil yunger hahah. At kraft survisses we hav trix as a snak yum butt my doggy liks to eat dem too NOM NOM NOM iz da sound it maks lol!
Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I’m just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!
I wasn’t going to upvote you because monstah beat you by a few seconds and I have rules about upvoting similar jokes. But then you pulled out the fact that Da Cake Eatur loves to say get in my belly and I knew I had to break my rule.
I upvoted you because I would’ve had an aneurysm trying to type that paragraph.
Oh, so when Cuirtis makes a movie it’s fine, but when I play in high schools it’s “creepy” and “illegal”. Hollywood double standards are unfaer.
Finally, a film that dares to ask: how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?
let me guess: chelsea herself is going to play an in college student?
Looks like the Norwegian Actor’s Playhouse is expanding into film. Good for them.
o_0 The kid that sits next to me in Social Studies is apparently making a movie.
Gat Ruoch r Diei Tyring
Another wretched and humiliating triumph for the US public education system!
so….did anyone actually call?
Ron and Russel Mael will be glad to hear they’re still in demand.
*Russell!
*hugs fellow Sparks fan*
I get paid to play in high school students?
I know that the phrase “I sprayed (insert liquid here [TWSS]) all over my computer lol” gets thrown around a lot on the Lawnmower Man, but I honestly just got done cleaning a splash of coffee from my keyboard. I’m in a public place and had to shame-walk to the counter to grab some napkins and face the sexy barista, who I’m sure witnessed the entire ordeal. I love Videogum.
Also, “You have already voted on this item.”
Cuirtis Jackson is pronounced Queertis Jackson, right?
Just checking.
I don’t know guys… I would really love to see 50-Cent star in “Lolcats: The Movie”.
I really think that would be a sortof, “moment my life began” scenario for me.
I’m so syked about this threed
Did a LOLcat write this ad?