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OK, this is easily my favorite Party Game of all time. It is so weird! Who thought of this? Why aren’t they president of something, with an annual salary of low to high millions? I would not be surprised if whoever thought of this gets a call from the MacArthur Foundation. “We’re gonna need a bigger genius grant!” SO GOOD!

#cowfilms

Huh? WHAT A WEIRD GAME. And yet it is so so fun. What, you hate fun? C’mon, son! So, #cowfilms, for example:

  • Bitter Moo
  • Rebel Without A Cows
  • Last Tango in Pasture
  • Grazing Day
  • Milk

Sorry I took all the good ones and won this game before it even began! Too bad so sad! I promise you, though, that this is all you will do today. GOODNIGHT.

Comments (323)
  1. Slaughter House 500….

    Oops wrong game

  2. Slaughter House 500….

    Oops wrong game

  3. Field of Creams

  4. Cowbellboy II: The White Golden Army

  5. This one is really cringe-worthy- BellGrazer: Cudline

  6. Chocolat Milk

  7. Moo the Right Thing
    A Thin Line Between Curd and Whey
    I’m Gonna Milk You Sucka
    School Graze

  8. The Horn Identity
    It Cud Happen To Moo
    The Herd Locker
    Seven SaMOOrai
    The World Is Not A Hoof
    Cowtip Top
    BULLISTIC: HECKS Vs. HEIFER

  9. Even Cowgirls get the Moos
    The Milk on the Floss

  10. The Devil Wears Proda
    Das Moot
    Full Metal Heffer
    Beefheart
    Milk Runner
    Million Dollar Kobe
    Breed, Stock, and Two Smoking Udders
    Shadow of a Cow
    A Pasture Named Desire
    Don’t Call Me Chuck

  11. Moo H F
    The Cattle of Algiers
    Moo Romance

  12. Cows of Moo York
    Five Beefy Pieces
    Master and Cowmander

  13. The Bovine Bell and the Cattlefly
    Madagascow
    The Haunting in Cownecticut

    buk.

  14. The Mad Cow Disease of King George

  15. Dairy of a Mad Black Woman

  16. American Cowpie

  17. Quentin Taurinetino’s Curd Fiction

  18. Quentin Taurinetino’s Curd Fiction

  19. To Sirloin, with Love

  20. Steer Trek
    Donnie Dar-cow
    Moo-mento

  21. Catch Me If You Can: I’ll Be Standing in The Same Spot I Always Am, Staring Aimlessly, Chewing On Something

    There Will Be Blood and Flies On My Ass

  22. The Discreet Charm of the Moo-rgeoisie

  23. Princess Moononoke

  24. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Beef.

  25. Rachel Getting Moo-ried

  26. Role Moo-dels

  27. Big TrouBull In A Little China Shop

  28. Dances with Hooves

  29. This declined so very quickly.

  30. Taurine Mootant Ninja Turtles

    and

    Taurin Mootant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Moos

  31. Apocalypse Cow

  32. Vealing Minnesota

  33. American Psycow
    The Secret Lives of Beef
    Amoodeus
    I Spit of Your Graze
    Black Snake Moo
    The Creamers
    The Lives of Udders
    The Udder Boleyn Girl

  34. Babe: Cow in the City.

    Get it? Like instead of Pig? Cow? Yes, I see the door, get your hands off me.

  35. The Mootorcyle Daires
    Donnie Darcow
    Cocow Before Chanel

  36. The Mootorcyle Dairies
    Donnie Darcow
    Cocow Before Chanel

  37. On a Steer Day You Can See Four Heifers.

    NAILED IT.

  38. “Moohoffttan”, starring, Moody Allen

  39. Moo Velvet

  40. Inglorious Cow Turds

  41. Moo! Where’s my car?

  42. The Big Leboeufski.

  43. There Will Be Steak

  44. Slaughter House (aka Monster House)
    Hoof Hath No Fury
    Thank You For Smooking
    The Last of the Moohicans
    Lords of Cowtown

  45. Farm Wars: A Moo Hope
    In the Meat of the Night
    A Meatcar Named Desire
    Seabrisket

  46. When a Stranger Moos

  47. Steer Wars

  48. The Milkman Cometh

  49. Cowder. (About an albino cow.) (Retch.)

  50. All the Right Moooves

  51. How She Moo

  52. Lactose Intolerance. You know, D.W. Griffith.

    Ok, time to let it go.

  53. Tea with Moossolini

  54. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this one but I just watched this 80s movie that for some reason may become a tv show soon

    Leathers

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