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OK, this is easily my favorite Party Game of all time. It is so weird! Who thought of this? Why aren’t they president of something, with an annual salary of low to high millions? I would not be surprised if whoever thought of this gets a call from the MacArthur Foundation. “We’re gonna need a bigger genius grant!” SO GOOD!

#cowfilms

Huh? WHAT A WEIRD GAME. And yet it is so so fun. What, you hate fun? C’mon, son! So, #cowfilms, for example:

  • Bitter Moo
  • Rebel Without A Cows
  • Last Tango in Pasture
  • Grazing Day
  • Milk

Sorry I took all the good ones and won this game before it even began! Too bad so sad! I promise you, though, that this is all you will do today. GOODNIGHT.

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  2. The Bicycle Beef

  3. bridget jones’ dairy

  4. To Wong Moo Thanks For Everything, Julie Moomar.

  5. etenal sunshine of the spotted cow DUDE

  6. Flankenstein

  7. It’s a Mad Mad Mad Cow World

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  9. beauty and the beef

  10. Lactose Intolerable Cruelty

  11. The Greatest Story Hiefer Told

  12. Bovine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

  13. Rib-eye and the Tramp

  14. Insane Clown Posse: Big Money Rustla$

  15. Forget it, Jake, it’s Cowtown.

  16. Fitzcorraldo
    Even Calfs Started Small
    The Beefnigma of Caspar Cowser
    The Wild Moo Yonder
    Guernsey Man
    Little Bessie Needs to Jump Over the Mooooooon
    Bad Moo-tenant: Port of Moo Moo Orleans

  17. The Mooney Pit.

  18. Full Metal Brisket

  19. the joy luck cud
    cud in the time of cholera
    their cowpies were watching god

    i need to stop. seriously.

  20. Butter Off Dead

  21. Wrong Churn

  22. The Longhorn Kiss Goodnight

  23. Mootropolis

  24. Udder Island, Full Leather Jacket, Must Love Cows

  25. Dude, Where’s My Cow?

  26. Mooholland Drive

  27. Drugstore Cow. Also Midnight Cow.

  28. Grazed & Confused

  29. The Mootrix
    Cowsino
    The Day the Earth Mooed Still

  30. Cattle of the Bulge

  31. Terminator 3: Rise Of The Moochines

  32. Moonty Python and the Holy Gristle

  33. I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Dairy

  34. Cow to Lose a Guy in 10 Graze
    Lord of the Rings II: Moo Towers
    Slumcow Moolionaire

  35. A Skimple Plan

  36. Party game… or MARKETING SCHEME?
    http://www.cows.ca/index.php
    (my sister used to work there)

  37. Steer and Present Danger

  38. Dairy Bad Things

  39. ‘Mooby’, Eugene Levy’s masterpiece.

  40. Cowsablanca

  41. Jesus Christ Udderstar

  42. Pot Roast to the Future II

  43. Carlito’s Whey.

  44. The Princess Dairies

  45. ok, seriously, last one:

    i know who grilled me

  46. Phone Mooth

  47. Scooby Moo, The Livestock King, Yankee MOOdle Dandy, MOOry Poppins…

  48. dangleberry nights

  49. Revenge of the Herds. (already done in #onletteroffmovies?)

  50. This is fun but I think Gabe starts these party games whenever he’s hungover or just half assing it and doesn’t feel like working.

  51. 8 1/2 Percent Milk

  52. Kefir Dot Com

  53. Aww, I play this game all morning on Twitter, leave for lunch for an hour, and return to find this Party Game exploded on Vgum? Darn you, delicious, delicious Chipotle!
    Here are some of my entries from the morning:
    The Cow #cowfilms http://bit.ly/grEEr
    The Cow Tipping Point #cowbooks
    Hay Jude #cowsongs
    Guernsey by Pablo Picasso #cowpaintings
    Brown Swiss Family Robinson #cowfilms
    Filet, Mignon-ly #cowfilms http://bit.ly/436TBl
    Jersey Calfs #cowmusicals
    Sherlock Holstein
    American Cow Pie
    A Longhorn’s Journey into the Night #cowfilms
    Milkole Kidman stars in the supernatural thriller The Udders. #cowfilms
    The Milking Machinist #cowfilms

  54. Fantastic Mr. Ox

  55. the assassination of young calf by the coward farmer jones

  56. Sleepless in Seacattle

  57. The Goodbye Guernsey

  58. Saturday Night Creamer

  59. Meat Joe Black Angus

  60. Four Rumens
    Fantastic Mr. Ox
    Skim City
    Sophie’s USDA Choice

  61. The Oxen the Hound

  62. There’s no way I’m going to be able to read all of these/think of anything new. I’m always too late.

    So I’m starting my own Twitter Party game. It’s called, sitting alone in the corner, drunk, going “BOOOOOOO!!!!!”

    • The key to that is if you have an idea, do a quick ‘find’ search on the page to see if your idea was taken. Sure, Someone took Calf-Baked, but no one took Hoof-Baked.
      It’s like a big game of Boggle. Cross off the list the ones someone else took, post the ones no one has thought of yet.

  63. Milk Bill

  64. The Moo-dock Saints

    The Moo-dock Saints 2: All Beef Day

  65. moo001: a space udderssey

  66. Cow Green Was My Valley
    The Ox-bow incident

    Those I stole from an episode of M*A*S*H

    Also, M*O*O*S*H

    Must Love Cows
    Supersize Moo
    Clerks II

  67. A Cowlick Orange

  68. the burning barn

  69. The Udder Sister

    Calf Baked

    Dairy and the Hendersons

  70. The Steer Hunter

  71. Mooniquen 2: On the Moo

  72. Cow I Met Your Mother

  73. moolan?

  74. Look Hooves Talking
    Look Hooves Talking Moo
    and
    Look Hooves Talking Cow

  75. Cows On Haunted Hill

  76. The Man Who Moo Too Much

  77. The Full Moonty

  78. Livestock And Two Smoking Barrels

  79. The Moo-sual Suspects
    The Cudsucker Proxy
    The Moo-man Show
    The Red Moo Diaries

  80. Good Veal Hunting

  81. Children of a Heifer God

  82. The Muppets Steak Manhattan

  83. Veal Genius

  84. Guernsey to the Center of the Earth

  85. The Talented Mr. Ribeye

  86. Dairy Poppins

  87. The Kentucky-Fried Steak

  88. New York Striptease

  89. Artificial Insemination

  90. Memphis Cowbell

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