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OK, this is easily my favorite Party Game of all time. It is so weird! Who thought of this? Why aren’t they president of something, with an annual salary of low to high millions? I would not be surprised if whoever thought of this gets a call from the MacArthur Foundation. “We’re gonna need a bigger genius grant!” SO GOOD!

#cowfilms

Huh? WHAT A WEIRD GAME. And yet it is so so fun. What, you hate fun? C’mon, son! So, #cowfilms, for example:

  • Bitter Moo
  • Rebel Without A Cows
  • Last Tango in Pasture
  • Grazing Day
  • Milk

Sorry I took all the good ones and won this game before it even began! Too bad so sad! I promise you, though, that this is all you will do today. GOODNIGHT.

Comments (323)
  1. The Udders.
    *Buries face in hands, cries*

  2. Where The Mild Things Are

  3. Cudfellas

  4. it’s a mad mad mad mad cow.

  5. 4 Stomachs and a Funeral

  6. Moo-ney Train

  7. O Brother, Where Art Cow?

  8. The Sound of Moooosic

  9. RT @myself

    Steer Magnolias

  10. The Breakfast Cud
    Graze Anatomy
    Cattlestar Galactica

  11. grazing saddles

  12. Grazing Saddles

  13. Jersey Girl

  14. TWILIGHT: MOO MOON!

  15. i know who milked me
    cow on a hot tin hoof
    the good the bad and the beefy
    the outlaw guernsey wales

  16. Funny Farm?

  17. My two RTs
    “Mooon”
    “Leather Goldmine”

  18. Dial M for Moorder

  19. A Walk in the Cows
    New Moo (I’m sorry, I’m so sorry)
    Milk Hard with a Vengeance

  20. There Veal Be Blood
    Mooster Cowburn
    Groundbeef Day
    (all RTs… I’m lazy)

  21. There’s Something About Dairy

  22. Moo The Right Thing…I’ll get me coat.

  23. Moonies.
    Amoolie.

  24. My Own Private Idaho is Where We Go Cow Tipping

  25. Moo a Glass Darkly

  26. Good Burger

  27. Creamer vs Creamer

  28. Hamburger Hill

  29. I upvoted both of us

  30. Glen-dairy Glen Ross

  31. Grazed and Confused.

    I udderly love BNPG!

  32. Calf Nelson

  33. What’s Eating Gilbert Graze?

  34. Moo-ers crossing

  35. Cop and a Calf

  36. Mooing John Milkovich

  37. i already used my best material on twitter. (yes, this is my best)

    Uddernary People
    Away We Moo
    Death and the Milk Maiden

  38. No Kobe for Old Men

  39. Debbie Does Daisy

  40. That Thing You Moo

  41. Waking Ned Bovine

  42. Harry Potter and the Calf-Blood Prince
    Steer Magnolias
    Bullworth

  43. Moo-ers crossing

  44. Harry Potter and the calf blood prince

  45. LA Curdfidential

  46. Cheese All That

  47. Hotel Moo-anda

  48. Mooostruck

  49. Robocow

  50. One Jumped Over the Cuckoo’s Moon

  51. Last Daisy of Disco.

  52. Adam’s Short Rib

  53. South Tharparkar: Bigger, Longer, Cuts of Meat

  54. Apocalypse Cow

  55. The Leatherman

  56. Steering Miss Daisy

  57. Gored in 60 Seconds

  58. You Don’t Mess With The Brahman

  59. There Will Be Cud

  60. In The Name of the Farmer

  61. that thing you moo

  62. Eight and a Calf
    In The Moo For Love by Wong Cow-Wai
    Requiem For A Cream

  63. Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Calf

  64. Some of my favorites (amidst several twails):
    -Graze 2
    -Filetdelphia
    -Milkin Impossible
    -Porgy & Bess(ie)
    -Milk-on, Rouge!
    -Heifers

  65. The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Moo-Cow.

  66. Little Miss MOOnshine
    Babe: Cow In The City( weak, I know)
    New Moo
    Driving Miss Dairy
    RattaMOOie
    Cheese( it’s supposed to be Grease…Haha?)
    Men Who Stare At Cows?

  67. a cow day aftermoooooon. eh eh

  68. David Holstein’s Diary

  69. The Outlaw Josey Cows

  70. Grazing Arizona

  71. Veal Genius
    The Greatest Story Heifer Told

  72. Things To Do In Denver Manure Dead

  73. The Beefshank Redemption

  74. Cow Hard with a Vengeance

  75. Hollywood and Bovine

  76. She’s All Calf

  77. Citizen Cud, Kramoo vs. Kramoo, Turner & Mooch

  78. Fellini Satyricown

  79. Is Chick-Fil-A our new corporate sponsor?

  80. National Lampoon’s European Vaca-tion

  81. All the President’s Milk

  82. Frankenholstein

  83. Calf Baked
    Splendor in the Grass
    Children of the Corned Beef

    (RTs too…)

  84. Frankenbovine

  85. The Good, the Bad, and the Cud-dy

  86. Never Say Heifer Again

  87. Judgement at Mooremberg

  88. Breakin’ 2: Electric Moogaloo

  89. Cowface

  90. Porterhouse Rules

  91. Slaughterhouse Five

  92. Hooves Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?

  93. High Moo.
    Kissing Jessica Holstein.
    On A Clear Day, You Can Guernsey Forever.
    Bull Udderam

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