Am I a gender traitor if I’m more excited about James Franco?
I just want Jenna to be of any use whatsoever for the first time since season 1.
Plus, you know, dreamy.
Yeah, same here basically. I know who Padma Lakshmi is because she and Salman Rushdie used to be an item, so in my mind she’s the world’s most famous magical realist ex-wife.
Whereas I know who James Franco is because I’ve been obsessed with him since he was in that James Dean biopic. I hope there are no gay people standing here, because they might get between my penis and James Franco.
I feel the ladies’ news trumps the fellas’ news on this one. Padma is like the female Keanu Reeves in terms of wooden acting, though Keanu has had literally thousands of years to perfect his craft.
As Professor Gifs Emeritus, I would like to congratulate you both on your fine animated gif and hope to continue to see such fine work from you all in the future.
What if Padma’s scar lines up perfectly with Tina’s scar and it’s like the Power Swords from He Man. I think that would make it OK to me/fans of David Cronenberg.
I’m sure bisexuals are also happy. Even though there’s no such thing as bisexual. That’s just something they invented in the 90′s to sell hair products.
In case anyone was wondering where the name Padma Lakshmi comes from, I can explain because I am also of Indian descent. padma comes from Padme Amidala, and Lakshmi is derived from Shmi Skywalker, thus proving that Anakin Skywalker is Salman Rushdie.
The James Franco news should be listed as “for the laides AND the gays AND the ‘straight’ James Franco fanboys” because those exist right? Or are they just James Franco curious?
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That’s cool and all, but nothing will beat Jeff Dunham’s cameo*
*Anything would beat Jeff Dunham’s cameo.
I would like to beat* Jeff Dunham’s cameo.
*to death**
**Not really. nobody should kill Jeff Dunham. But, please, somebody burn those puppets.
I would never wish death on anyone, but I will definitely wish death on Dunham’s career. May it die swiftly, but painfully (for Dunham).
… on the burning corpse of Glen Beck WHAT?
Am I a gender traitor if I’m more excited about James Franco?
I just want Jenna to be of any use whatsoever for the first time since season 1.
Plus, you know, dreamy.
I’m more excited about James Franco also, but it’s because I’m not really sure who that other person is or does.
Yeah, same here basically. I know who Padma Lakshmi is because she and Salman Rushdie used to be an item, so in my mind she’s the world’s most famous magical realist ex-wife.
Whereas I know who James Franco is because I’ve been obsessed with him since he was in that James Dean biopic. I hope there are no gay people standing here, because they might get between my penis and James Franco.
I feel the ladies’ news trumps the fellas’ news on this one. Padma is like the female Keanu Reeves in terms of wooden acting, though Keanu has had literally thousands of years to perfect his craft.
This news is

Sorry Brother Justin, was intended to be in reply to you, not stealing yr So Good thunder…
As Professor Gifs Emeritus, I would like to congratulate you both on your fine animated gif and hope to continue to see such fine work from you all in the future.
What if Padma’s scar lines up perfectly with Tina’s scar and it’s like the Power Swords from He Man. I think that would make it OK to me/fans of David Cronenberg.
Nooo, I hate cameos! What is this, Will and Grace?
You hate cameos? Man, you are going to hate 30 Rock: Season 1. And Season 2. And Season 3. Maybe just 30 Rock in general
I’m sure bisexuals are also happy. Even though there’s no such thing as bisexual. That’s just something they invented in the 90′s to sell hair products.
The ladies news…makes me happy in the eyes, and pants and funny bone!
In case anyone was wondering where the name Padma Lakshmi comes from, I can explain because I am also of Indian descent. padma comes from Padme Amidala, and Lakshmi is derived from Shmi Skywalker, thus proving that Anakin Skywalker is Salman Rushdie.
I love how Indian descent directly translates to in-depth Episode I knowledge.
The James Franco news should be listed as “for the laides AND the gays AND the ‘straight’ James Franco fanboys” because those exist right? Or are they just James Franco curious?
He’ll always be Daniel Desario to me.