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This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What fucking definition of “broke” is CNN using?
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I hope he’s not going to be forced into taking bad roles just to pay the bills.
Looks like someone just rolled Snake Eyes. He will undoubtedly have to Face Off with his debt collectors, so he should be Leaving Las Vegas for the City of Angels before the rest of his mansions are Gone in 60 Seconds. #mydadsjokes
“His wallet’s too small for his fifties and his diamond shoes are too tight!” -Chenandler Bong
is that like Chandler Bing?
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It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s NOT!
No matter how broke Nicolas Cage is, he will still have more money than he deserves to have ever earned from acting.
What would Topher Grace do?
I tried to care, but all I got from that was how annoying it must be for his wife to be referred to as “a former waitress.” A true rags to riches to rags story I guess.
“His wife, a future waitress, …”
His future waitress, a former wife…
I cannot even begin to imagine how difficult it must have been for Mr Cage to choose which 10 million dollar mansions to keep and which 10 million dollar mansions to surrender in these tough times. It must be like picking between kids. Catherine, you stay. Johnny, we’re letting you go.
He should use the secrets from National Treasure to make the money back
There’s always http://www.donatetosaveniccagesmansion.com
There’s always http://www.moneyinthebananastand.com
He was relying solely on the royalties from DVD sales of “Gone in 60 Seconds”. Nice work, Gabe. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_75_097561.html
i didn’t know Nic Cage was in Dire Straits! “National Sultans of Treasure”
Nic Cage has a bank vault full of 10 million dollar mansions that he Scrooge McDucks into nightly.
More use of “Scrooge McDuck” as a verb, please!
This story is actually really tragic. I can totally sympathize with Nicolas Cage! Excuse me while I dry my tears with these two pointy diamonds…
I would have thought, with his powers of precognition, that he would have seen this coming.
I would say he could just move into a cave, but then I remembered what he said in Knowing: The caves won’t save us!
He has been artistically bankrupt for years, ah-cha-cha cha.
Upvotes for the Jimmy Durante onomatopoeia.
I’m in bankruptcy class right now so I feel comfortable judging your jealousy! He is out of money so he has to sell his stupidly expensive homes, that he likely bought on debt that he presumed he would be able to cover, at a considerable loss. His present issue is with the IRS, to whom he appears to owe six million or so dollars. It sounds like he’s declaring bankruptcy and liquidating his assets to get as much as he can to his creditors before discharging whatever debt is left over. It’s a shame he trusted some stupid swindler with his financial planning. If you can’t trust your financial planner, you’re really screwed! Like Nic Coppola here.
I think his bad acting distorted the message. Nic Cage isn’t bankrupt, he’s just housebroken.
He probably invested it all in real estate or something. Fortunately, since I have invested all my money in shorting Nicholas Cage’s Oscar futures, I now own four 10 million dollar mansions.
I watched Ghost Rider on tv the other night. Damn those WMOAT time rules!
Don’t worry guys, there HAS to be a secret vault hidden in his hair right?