Dakota Fanning was crowned Homecoming Queen this weekend? I’m going to have to update my video!

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  1. Expect another wave of these to hit YouTube this week.

  2. Stars – They’re Just Like Us
    except, you know, popular
    rich
    and starring in the new twilight.

  3. Yikes, that video. I’m pretty sure Edarem made that video.

  4. Yikes to that video and those pictures. She is a baby.

  5. She just gave every girl at her school an inferiority complex.
    Expect news of Dakota being ‘accidentaslly’ dropped from a basket toss at their next away game.

  6. It’s just not fair, she should be stuck with the nerdy drama kids, what a spoiled brat…now i’m going to go die my hair black and let it turn an awkward purple for the rest of the school year.

  7. I see Paris, I see France, I see Dakota’s und- WOAH, I’M SORRY, DON’T TASER ME

  8. Oh man I think I have zero snark today.All I thought of was that I’m glad she’s being treated so great instead of harassed and called names.

  9. Wait, I thought you had to be a senior to be on homecoming court? Fuck, she IS popular.

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