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Hahahaha. “Very goooood!” Anyone who is still looking for a last minute costume idea is definitely going to want to check out this list from frequent Videogum tipster, Edith. It’s amazing. I’m particularly fond of the costume that functions as both Neo from the Matrix AND/OR a priest. Perfect. “There is no spoon, my children.” Although, the knockoff Justin Guarini wig is poorly labeled. “Star Afro”? No. More like “Runner Up Soon To Be Butt Of So Many Jokes For Rest Of Life Afro.” Better.
Check out the whole list, here.
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I like how the pale face makes the Colonial guy “immortal”
If everyone in rehab has to wear that wig, I’ll deal with the DTs for a few weeks!
This is begging for a party game treatment, but I won’t give into the urge. Okay, three quick ones: Oversexualized Girls’ Doll, Caped Flying Rodent Adult, Buff Austro-Hungarian State Governor
Rape-Rapist Director’s Mask
Heterosexual Movie Star Wig
Overtly racist ventriloquist’s puppet
Arthropod-based superhero
Also worth noting, The Eight Is Too Much wig can also double for the Tough But Fair Personal Finance Expert Lesbian
Aw man, I wish I would’ve thought of Spongeshirt Pleatedskirt.
Sponge Babe? That doesn’t even make sense.
And the company who made it is named “Secret Wishes?” Who was thinking how awesome it would be if Spongebob was less of a loveable cartoon character and more of a slutty costume when blowing out their birthday candles?
When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
As long as you’re wishing for a cheap version of Spongebob Squarepants emblazoned on your chest with no other indication that this is anything even approaching a halloween costume,
Your dreams come true.
“Mommmmm, See-Threepio doesn’t wear a picture of himself on his chest! This is the worst Halloween ever!”
I could be wrong, but the “Immortal Male” might be Beethoven… anyone remember Immortal Beloved, with Sid as Beethoven?
That’s what I thought too.
No, guys, I refuse to believe your tabloid quality claim that Beethoven was a vampire.
Haha… Psycho Clown is the new Vengeful Dead Rock Musician with Bird Sidekick costume!
I love funny dreamy Jewish girls that live in Brooklyn.
Let’s go, Edith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykSzwYQV6PU&feature=related
Down-On-His-Luck Ball Player
Great now EVERYBODY’S going to be Sexy Spongebob. Back to the drawing board for me.
Things have really changed at Wizard Academy since I was there…
It’s a few years old, but I think I’m going to just break out my ‘Mind Controlling Bathrobe Man with Lazer Sword’ again.
Why is Sponge Babe wearing a tie on her vagina? I didn’t know you had to dress them up for formal (obviously) occasions.
Pitch-man Fake Beard (With Cleaning Products Included)
I went to school with your avatar
You went to school with Bubbles (Mike Smith)?
I cannot wait to get my Supa’ Freakin’ Black Wig on.
black guy vlack wig.. makes sense
Justin Guarini wig is $27. I’m not saying they sold a million of ‘em, but of the ones sold at least one dude was like “worth it”. Thats LOLk worthy.
I wish they had called Psycho Clown “The Jokester”.
Related point: for the working man model, I bet Halloween is a particularly fun season.
Some Doctor Who fan is going to be disappointed when he gets home with his Cyber Man costume, and it isn’t an evil robot.
Also, it looks like Green Man has more competition now, from Green Guy.
That “Eurasian Traveler” looks suspiciously Gabe-ish. Videogum photoshop brigade- I summon thee!
Videogum, get out of my head!!! I’m working a prestigious minimum-wage job at a Halloween store this season (because bills, plus cocaine), and I was restocking all the costumes today, looking at the Joker costume, and then the “Demented Clown” costume and wanted to compile this very list. MY AVATAR AND IRL ARE MERGING!