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Here’s the new Sherlock Holmes poster you guys have been waiting for so anxiously. “Where iz it, I cant waiiiiiiiit.” Is what you said on all your Sherlock Holmes Fan Forums. “OMG, Fans of Baskerville, who else is so excited that they feel high on snuff?” That was you again. On the Sherlock Holmes angelfire message boards.
This is an incredibly boring poster, but whatever. People are probably going to make their decisions on whether or not to see this movie based on whether or not they like Robert Downey Jr., or the work of Guy Ritchie, or Victorian era mysteries updated for a Rollerblade generation. Not the poster.
But, OOF, that tagline? “Holmes for the Holiday”? You are kidding us, right? Someone is kidding us. Good one, everybody. In a few years we’re going to laugh about what a good prank Improv Everywhere pulled when they changed all the Sherlock Holmes posters to make them have the worst tagline.
Like, is it even possible to think of a worse tagline than that? I’m not sure it is! It’s very, very bad. But, of course, we can try:
- Elementary School Is Out For the Holidays, and Everyone Should Go See This Movie, My Dear Watson
- Holmes Holmes Holmes, Merry Christmas!
- Sherlock is My Holmesboy
- He Knows If You Have Been Naughty, Or Mystery
No. “Holmes for the Holiday” is still the worst. You guys are welcome to try, but despite your ability to come up with impressively awful things on very short notice, I still have my doubts about your chances for success!
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SHERLOCK HOLMES 3D: SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
Holmes int no holmo
What? Or rather, why??
Thank you huangzhiaian04. Now I can one-stop shop for all my Engrish douchebag friends this Holiday.
And I wish you a happy shopping right back.
Go Big Or Go Holmes
Are you Sher you’ll be Holmes for the holidays?
Holmes For the Holiday: In Case There Are No Gay People There
I can’t believe no one made this tagline yet.
Just take what’s already bad, and make it slightly worse.
You’ll Love This Movie. No Holmes-o.
I think there’s something serendipitous about us posting the same thing a minute apart. TWINS!
This movie is good: No Holmes-mo.
The down-votes must mean that this isn’t a bad tagline for the movie. It’s probably a good one.
DW phone Holmes.
(scrapping the bottom of the barrel here)
yes. I am making a scrapbook with the items I find at the bottom of this barrel. Maybe I’ll find a speak and spell.
Colonel Douche, in the collage, with the (co)ca(i)ne
Shake, Rattle and Holmes
Pop, SherLock, and Drop It.
Nevermind the SherLocks (Sex Pistols reference in case it isn’t clear).
Pimp’s Up Holmes Down
the director was all “we need more grey in this poster!” also what photoshop class do you have to take to make Robert Downey Jr look like Dustin Hoffman?
Better Holmes and Gardens wins for me.
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Sherlock Holmes This Christmas!
Prepare to get frocked up
Move that bus! Watson family, prepare to see your new Holmes!
Sarah_McLachlan_-_Building_A_Mystery.MP3
Sherlock’s Snatch
Let’s just ignore the tagline and focus on the adorable bulldog in the upper left corner!!!
It’s Like “Wild Wild West,” Without Black People.
Not trying to be clever-bad, just trying to be bad:
Feliz Navidad, Holmes
“Dandylicious”
There should be an option to sort comment by highest rated so I can simply skip to the funny one, huh?
Yes. I wish I could upvote you a hundred times so you’d get some more notice with this idea.
Holmes did it for a show.
Holmes. Will. Sherlock.
Okay. I will wait to pass final judgement until after this is released. I keep swaying on the fence.