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Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people’s idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you’ve got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you’ll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.
As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:
#oneletteroffmovies
Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can’t add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:
- Hobocop
- The Last Piss
- Dude, Where’s My Cat?
- Three Men End a Baby
Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That’s OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You’re fine. Relax.
*Hi, Tostito’s! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley’s Ghost.
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27 Presses
Knocked IP
Groundhog Gay
A Hard Gays Night.
Bone With The Wind.
“….oh, Ashley.” Too much?
Zombiehand
The Meaning Of Liff.
Okay, so I went actually crazy with this game over the weekend. There were so many that made me Lots of Love Out Loud. Especially Sarah Silverman’s. Who knew, right?
Anyway, here are my contributions:
Sleeping with the Enema
Jews
Righteous Kiln
My Sister’s Beeper
Seven Bears in Tibet
Nick and NORAD’s Infinite Playlist
The Pursuit of Sappiness
Loogie Nights
Cake Fear
Snot Falling on Cedars
Massage in a Bottle
A Beautiful Mine
Dawn of the Deaf
The Long Piss Goodnight
Bunny Games
The Secret Wife of Bees
Speed Lacer
Lars and the Seal Girl
Lady in the Wafer
Sleeping Beatty
American Pee
Swallow Hal
All Pogs Go to Heaven
I Love You, Nan
We Wore Soldiers
Burp After Reading
Danny the Champiñón of the World
James and the Leach
Kill Biel
And the ones I’ve stolen:
Womb Raider
Beauty and the Yeast
Back to the Suture
Annie Get Your Pun – The Ann Landers story
Catman
The World’s Fattest Indian
The Frying Game – A chef falls for his best friend’s girl.
The Engrish Patient
High Poon
La Dolce Pita – The story of a Greek family who open a restaurant in a predominantly Italian neighborhood.
Black Cawk Down
The Zion King
The Men Who Stare at Coats – A documentary about GQ
No Country For Old Jen – The Jennifer Anison story
Shakespeare in Rove – Karl Rove drops out of politics and rediscovers his love of community theater.
Training Gay – A rogue detective takes a rookie cop under his wang.
Catch Me If You Cain!*
*Romantic comedy about the first two queers.
Trailer is as follows:
“After the world’s first beard (picture of Eve with Adam, Adam has a beard but camera pans to Eve), there was the world’s first bear (definition of a gay “bear” appear below picture of muscular, hairy Cain panning to the fawning, effeminite Able sexily dressed like a bear).
In Theatres Christmas Day.”
Doesn’t work.
Punch Drunk Rove.*
*someone finally punchasized Karl’s face, for free!
Flaps of Our Fathers
gone with the mind because he’s crazy hahah yea this pleases me
Hannah And Her Fisters
Spy Yids
Brainspotting
The Jungle Gook (written and directed by Sen. John McCain)
Grizzly Pan – the story of a bear who never grows up
High Loon
Children of Hen (working title Eggs: the Untold Story)
The Science of Bleep
(a brief history of censorship)
Mod Dog and Glory
(a hip dog in the 70′s has his day)
Raiders of the Lost Arm
Jungle 3 Jungle
Which is also the name of the sequel to Jungle 2 Jungle. Two jungles just weren’t enough.
Honest to freaking good God, me and my friends were wasting our work days playing this via facebook chat two days ago…..only we had to also think up plots…
Ho Country For Old Men – a group of retired men head to Amsterdam
Bill Bill – Bill recieves a giant hotel bill and undergoes a zany, madcap adventure to raise the funds
Ghostdusters – supernaturally tidy poltergeists move in
Bin City – a highly stylised tale of a group of extraordinary binmen who clean up the streets (with trash compactors and rubber gloves)
Die Bard – the death of William Shakespeare starring Bruce Willis as the playwright
King Bong – the ultimate stoner comedy starring Gorillas
Oh and You’ve Got Bail – a heartwarming tale of a prisoner seeking bail to visit his ladylove penpal on the outside…
Goy Story!!
My personal favorite. Buzz off!!
Step up 2: the strepts
ooohhhh, we Illin now, SON!
Forrest hump
There’s Something About Hary.
The Dykes of Hazzard
Das Foot
400
Get Rich Or Die Trying
Twilight: New Poon
I believe I just thought up the title to the inevitable porn parody.
Twilight: New Moan is the porn parody title i believe you’re looking for.
Chinatoon
Ream Window
California Spite
Flay It Again, Sam
The Public Enema
Gooffellas
Sweat Smell of Success
Ape in the Hole
California Splat
The Slagger’s Wife
The Green Pile
I Love You, Can
Angels and Lemons
Burp After Reading
Go Kill a Mockingbird
A Mime to Kill
M*A*S*K*, Jim Carrey in a surgical hospital during the korean war
Michael Jackson and Diana Ross star…
The Jiz
I missed this. I am late. Here are mine from Twitter.
Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
2001: A Spice Odyssey
and my favorite:
Minority Resort
Ghostlusters.
Se8en
shoot – sorry! didn’t see this one already up there!
Bran Torino
Mystic Liver (either about organ meat chefs or asians in boston)
Sew
i know who pilled me.
i’ll show myself out.
Woodspock
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Chicken Nun
Pretty Loman
Death of a Salesman? No takers, huh?
Commy Boy
I Can Do Dad All By Myself
The Wangover
Jurassic Perk
whatever morks
and
mindy city heat
it’s a double feature.
Petter Off Dead
Strange Gays
I’m boycotting this stupid game because it’s FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
I’m boycotting this stupid game because it’s FASCIST rules prevent me from entering the obvious winner: Scrotal Recall.
Stutter Island – T-t-t-ten t-t-t-times b-b-b-bettah than the f-f-f-fahckin’ D-d-d-depahted
All That Jizz. Sorry.
Gone with the Bind: The David Carradine Story
yikes. My apologies.
Horse Party 2: The Pajama Jam
Horse Party 2: The Pajama Jam
28 Gays Later– The tale of a man driven into frenzy after having sex with 28 different guys… in 28 minutes!!!!!
Dookie of the Year
AKA Where the Wild Things Are?
No Country for old Ben
Gongs of New York: You are cordially invited to an engaging and melodious torrent of facts regarding this beautiful South Asian instrument of antiquity and its most valuable descendants in various islands of New York. See the Nipple Gong of Lower East Side! The suspended gong Shueng Kwong in the East Village! And the mysterious suspended gong of the Trump Tower! This is indeed a documentary!
Pumping Tron. The plot of Running Man and Tron overlap in this action packed hit starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a computer software developer who must partake in gladiatorial combat to escape a world of his own creation!
agent cody canks
LOL(k) Who’s Talking.
Quick, to the Twitcave!
Womb Raider
Gatman
The Water Goy
Minority Retort
The Food Girl (taken from The Good Girl w/ Jen Anniston)
I apologize if I inadvertently stole any of these I don’t have the patience to read through all the comments!)
Also,
Vanilla Spy
Some Like It, Not! (aka Some Like It Hot)
Pus Stop
Jurassic Pork (could be a porno, could be a food network exclusive)
Gulp Fiction
Finally,
Mortal Wombat
Fact/Off
The Incredible Sulk (don’t make him passive agressive…)
Fanny Games
Pron
3 Fast 3 Furious
enough already.