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Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people’s idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you’ve got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you’ll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.
As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:
#oneletteroffmovies
Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can’t add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:
- Hobocop
- The Last Piss
- Dude, Where’s My Cat?
- Three Men End a Baby
Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That’s OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You’re fine. Relax.
*Hi, Tostito’s! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley’s Ghost.
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The Perfect Store… (one that doesn’t stock The Perfect Storm)
Scenes from a Carriage (Koyaanisqatsi as a period piece)
Meat Creek
Ocean’s 81.
A Beautiful Mink.
Pam’s Labyrinth, a puzzle-based spin off of The Office
Children of Mon, a documentary on Bob Marley’s thirteen children
The Science of Steep, a documentary on tea
(side note: I hate that I’m always late to these. There is too much of a delay on Google Reader. Everyone loves a whiner!)
I just realized I broke the rules, like, at least 10 times. I read them, but I guess I didn’t READ them. Apologies to everyone for my total lack of regard for the integrity of Videogum and its contests. I hereby relinquish all points awarded to me, and I will disappear back into Lurkdom for an indefinite period of time.
Also: The Tan of Steve
You deserve the points for Beck to the Future because I would actually really like to see that movie.
She’s Shaving A Baby.
In Bruces
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Probably because it doesn’t work. READ THE RULES!
Clarks
Superman and Rhett Butler talk about Star Wars. In lo-fi. Then they play hockey.
Die Hand: Die Wahre Geschichte Einer Hand.
A Cockwork Orange
Stop, or my mom will shout.
The Poondock Saints
Or, The Boondock Taints
I am amazed how many people cannot figure out the rules of this game. They are really simple. You can only change one letter. You cannot ADD any letters. Thanks.
kthanksbye.
Mad Mex: the George Lopez story
Blade Punner: the story of everyone’s favorite ice-skating jokester.
Hot Ron
In The Mood For Rove.
WALL-?
American History ? ?
American Wangster
Rosemary’s Babe
Cookie of the Year
Nom nom nom
Bellboy and Bellboy II: The Golden Arms
Get Lich or Die Tryin’ (biopic about 50 cent’s Wow career)
Gwen or Glenda: The Story of Ed Wood’s Less Confused Sister.
The Matric’
A rags-to-riches story about a Compton street kid’s improbable rise to Scottish heraldry.
Schindler’s Lisp
All the following are part of the Stab Wars series.
A New Pope
The Umpire Strikes Back
Return of She-Jedi
The Phantom Menage
Attack of the Cloves
Revenge of the Pith
Raping Bull.
Sr. No
The Man with the Golden Pun
Pie Another Day
A Time to Kiln
Pulp Diction
Stay, Wars (can you add punctuation?)
This Film is Not Yet Raped
Faster Pussycat Kill Bill.
Beer Hunter
SARS Attacks!
Casito Royale
Bond, spanish language edition?
Dude, There’s My Car
The Colour of Honey- Paul Newman teaches Tom Cruise the tricks of the pool shark trade (No homo). Also, bees.
When Harry Met Wally- Can two guys ever be friends without sex getting in the way? (you guys already know who’d star in this one)
The 10-Year-Old Virgin.
Blood Pimple.
Che Godfather.
Win A Date with Dad Hamilton
The Exercist: She exercises so much, it’s like she’s possessed!
When Harry Wet Sally
Goy Story- One gentile’s struggle
The Karate Yid
You’ve Got Fail
I am way too addicted to this.
Jurassic Pork.
The Defarted.
The Fappening.
Pee-Pee’s Big Adventure
Mulholland ER
Mild At Heart
John Carpenter’s The Thang
They Love
In the Mouth of Sadness
The Pog
Man thats annoying, i was just at the movies and saw that and thought to myself there is no possible variation on it. Pretty dumb really seeing as there’s only four other vowels. Aaaanyways I saw trailers for, New Mood, The Golfman and M Night Shamalamadingdong’s The Airbender(!) which the less said the better.
The DeFARTED
A Fist Called Wanda
The Fister King
The Furious Case of Benjamin Button
T.W.A.T.
Diary of a Man Black Woman
Must… stop. Taking a break. It’s fun though!
The Poloist
Twitter
the queef
cider horse rules
fastasia
a few hood men
head of slate
you’ve got fail
jung
garden stat
the prince of aides
P.R. I Love You
The Lives of Otters
princess brine
Spacemalls: SkyMall of the Future
P for Vendetta
Good Will Cunting.
As GOOP As It Gets.
I like all of yours so much because 1. They’re hilarious duh and 2. I imagine the woman in your picture (Camryn Manheim?) saying them with so much enthusiasm that she can barely contain her laughter enough to get them out. Winner. You.
Aw thanks!
And I guess thanks also to Camryn.
things to do in denver when you’re deaf
Mystic Diver
All About Stove
Iron Mao
Sighs
Saving Primate Ryan
Munster
Kim Zolciak stars in: Little Miss Bunshine.
Iran Man.
Funky Games
Torture with a groovy beat
Revenge of the Nerfs
Lady in the Wager – M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s unauthorized sequel to My Fair Lady
Chafing Amy
This is the last one for me, I promise.
Chinktown: a tribute to Roman Polanski, because rapist and racist are also only one letter apart
Pant Labyrinth — the worst jeans ever.
Momento — the shortest Spanish movie in history.
A Streetcat Named Desire — Disney’s adaptation of the classic.
Potential pornos:
American Bangster
Lost in Translotion
Adventurehand
The Creamers
Requiem for a Cream
“translotion” is genius.
Barfield
Bar of the Worlds
where the mild thing are, ron, top gunt, the ion king, ghostbasters, contract
Like half of those don’t work. You can’t add or subtract letters. I AM THE POLICE FOR THIS GAME, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE REBELLION!
relax, ‘technojeremy’
I, Robit
Rash Hour
Honey, I Shrunk the AIDS
50 First Mates
The Sum of All Bears
Bier Fest
2 Fast From Furious – The Christmas Special
Robocod (anyone remember that game?)
K, I’m totally not scouring the previous three billion comments, so if any of these are repeats, either downvote me or just keep it to yourself.
All That Jizz
12 Honkeys
Boyz N The Food
Bearless
Five Easy Nieces
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
G.I Hoe
Transfarmers
Spinal Fap
The Thin Red Lime
True Pies
The Fig Lebowski
Maxi Driver
Quiz Shoe
Office Spice
Blogie Nights!
A Fish Balled Wanda
Twat
Rape Fear
Gaycheck… Tom Cruise’s gonna flip out
Miami Rice
Hovel Rwanda. (sorry, Rwanda.)
Grandma’s Toy
Orifice Space
a whole new meaning to “Where’s my stapler?”
Doesn’t work.
White Men Can’t Dump
Dustin Hoffman stars as a cross-dressing personal injury lawyer in…
Tortsie
What do I win?
the Mommy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
The Funtouchables
Speed Raper
Speed Raper
Chode
The Incredible Sulk