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Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people’s idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you’ve got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you’ll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.
As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:
#oneletteroffmovies
Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can’t add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:
- Hobocop
- The Last Piss
- Dude, Where’s My Cat?
- Three Men End a Baby
Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That’s OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You’re fine. Relax.
*Hi, Tostito’s! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley’s Ghost.
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Thelma and Louis
I’m down-voting myself for not following the rules this far into our new party game.
The Hand That Rocks the Dradle
I guess you mean dreidel
Around the World in 80 Gays. A Tom Cruise production.
Se8en
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My Fail Lady
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Fart Times at Ridgemont High
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Gone Fisting
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Dial M for Mukduk (if you allow cheating a tad)
Tootloose
Aguirre, the Wreath of God
For a story about a perilous search for the City of Gold, it’s very festive!
Aguirre: The Wrath of Gob The plot to the Arrested Development is finally revealed! Gob and the rest of the Bluths set sail on the C-Word on a perilous journey down the Amazon. Monkeys are somehow involved…
Oddboy
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Funding Nemo
Friday the 14th
Mop Gun
Little Man Hate: the story of one small man, filled with a whole bunch of hate.
Born After Reading
An Officer and a Gentlemon – Its the Jamaican version! (sorry)
The defarted.
Dead Snog
Meet The Fuckers
Really? Upvotes? Isn’t the movie itself already making basically this same joke? Not trying to be a snob here, just saying.
Futurama: Bender’s Big Sore
A Mug’s Life… just sitting waiting to be filled
This game is particularly exhausting, because of the exceptional chance for accidental repeats. I have to go through the whole thread every time I have an new idea. I’ll let y’all take it from here.
Horton Hears A Ho
Children of Ken
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wooof?
the Curious Vase of Benjamin Button
Done With the Wind
the Wild Hunch
Bill Bill
Lust In Translation
I’m to scared to accidentally twut + paste from the massive game already played out on the Twitter. But here’s my offering anyway:
Mystic Liver
Last Mango in Paris
2 Fast 2 Curious
When Harry Pet Sally
Ants
Observe and Deport (Seth Rogen’s dark comedy about illegal immigration)
The Deported.
i think you missed out on the obvious:
Minority Deport
007: Die Another May
Us
Mink
Blowus
The Leotard
Eyes Wide Slut
Would Jews – The Revenge be too much? Yeah probably. Sorry.
Rosemary’s Taby
Strangers on a Brain
Monty Python’s Life of Bran
Supersize Meh
Doesn’t work.
Gongs of New York
Pushmore
Da Cake Eaturs
I know I’m breaking the rules.
Can we just move one letter from one place to another? Because…
Monster Balls
Gong With the Wind – Its the real Chuck Barris story.
American Die
The Colour of Honey
28 Gays Later
and the sequel:
28 Geeks Later
Or 28 Lays Later followed by 28 Leeks Later [Okay, for the VD pun to work it should be Leaks, but my desire for laffs (or perhaps in this case eyerolls) is overshadowed only by my attention to the rules, so it's also about onions?]
Poop Dreams
Death Prof
Akeelah and the Bea – The story of a young black girl’s friendship with a husky-voiced, elderly, white giantess.
Fag the Dog
– A story of a very confused little puppy (named Tom)
Hot Shots: Fart Duex
– The sequel to a very greasy, spicy meal
Abe Ventura: Pet Detective
– The story of Abe Vigoda helping people find their animals
Friday the 18th
– The story of a normal Friday — TGIF!
I like this game a bit too much.
Ghostbutters
Space Yam
Sew (I-VI)
The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Lord
I can’t even get a hyperlink to work. : (
sleeping logs
The Lost Starfighter… he can’t find a galaxy to save.
The Science of Bleep
24 Sour Party People
The Boule Identity: A loaf of bread has to fight for its life and escape the clutches of crazed Japanese food bloggers who want to take its picture.
I love you, tan
Ferris Bueller’s Lay Off (Special Recession Edition)
The sequel where we learn that truancy has consequences.
Donkey Pinch (it’s really not so bad)
The Jungle Look
Twelve Honkeys
Point Bleak
Baby Lama (Tina Fey adopts a Tibetan spiritual leader, and wackiness ensues)
Crunk: High Voltage
He was drunk. But he got better.
Max Pah(!)ne?
We Pwn The Night?
The Rice Storm
Wedding Crushers
Zombielard
Wombieland. About scary creatures when you are still in a womb…
Independence Dad – When mom’s away, the dad will play!
Independence Lay… what happens after that Mom catches Independence Dad and divorces him.
Independence Gay – What dad is really doing post divorce
Independence Bay… Dad and his new friend’s adventures in San Francisco!
Independence Ray: A retelling of the Independence Dad story from the young gay mistress’s point of view, starring Tom Cruise as long as nothing actually gay is going on here!
I actually want Hollywood to produce the Independence Dad series. I feel like it could really speak to these post-modern times when masculinity is an antiquated concept seeking redefinition. Like this generation’s Mr. Mom!
Hot Shits
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Gays
How to Lose a Gay in 10 Days
Starring what’s his name.
Faygo: Rock & Rye a delicious drink and even better Coen Brothers Buddy Cop Movie!
This was supposed to be in reply to kiss the pan but the computing machine didn’t listen.
Sad Max
Jules and jam
Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
Dork City
My Dog Ship
A movie in which an 8 year old Frankie Muniz fed up with being ignored by his parents, constructs a ship made entirely of the bones and skins of dogs in order to sail away from it all.
Be Kind Remind – Friends helping friends with short-term memory.
Boondock Taints
Sex and the Pity
Fatonement (the former N’Sync-er tries to make amends)
This needs to be a documentary, NOW.
Have you noticed most of the best ones are pseudo-pornographic titles? Using that guideline:
Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Boom
Bring John Malkovitch
School of Cock
The Last Bing of Scotland: Microsoft’s International Expansion Fails
Distract 9 – An alien menace with a short attention span! Or is it really the humans who have the short attention span? Oh, prejudice!
Feathers
Dead Man Wanking
B.A. Confidential… I pity the foo’ who talks off the record, on the qt and very hush hush.
This one makes me feel dirty, but: Fagnolia. SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!
“Respect the cock unless you’re gay.”
The Never Ending Stork
Beck to the Future
“two turntables and a time machine”
Blackman – Basically the same thing as Blankman
Done In 60 Seconds
Yeah, like the porn spin-off would be any worse than the original…
We Pwn The Night
Oh, sorry, Ewe Betcha. Didn’t see that.
Wild Hoes
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Superbard – the story of Shakespeare’s quest to get laid.
A Guide to Recognizing Your Taints
Saw 7
The Gay After Tomorrow