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Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people’s idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you’ve got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you’ll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.

As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:

#oneletteroffmovies

Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can’t add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:

  • Hobocop
  • The Last Piss
  • Dude, Where’s My Cat?
  • Three Men End a Baby

Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That’s OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You’re fine. Relax.

*Hi, Tostito’s! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley’s Ghost.

Comments (467)
  1. Fleshdance

  2. 2010 !
    so it’s like, earlier? I’m not very good at this game

  3. Apocalypse Cow.

  4. Faygo: A Coen brothers movies for all the ninjas. A lot of necrobestiality can happen in the middle of nowhere.

  5. True Lips

  6. I twittered the shit out of this game. Are you ready, Monsters?
    Dude, Where’s My CPR?A story of cardiac arrest and postmortem litigation.

  7. Duck Soap.

  8. King Dong
    sorry, that movie’s probably already been made anyway.

  9. Must Love Pogs

  10. Top Fun

  11. The Blues Brothels

  12. Gabe: Pig in the City

  13. – A heartwarming story of growing up and being yourself.

  14. “Gay it forward,” also known as Best New Party Game 11.

  15. Rachel Getting Harried

  16. Maxi Driver

  17. Gays of Thunder…. Tom would just love it

  18. Raging Dull

  19. The Ape of Innocence

  20. Blazing Sandles – Mel Brooks’ original treatment for The Ten Commandments

  21. The Drapes of Wrath

  22. Cockfail (Here’s to you Mr. Cruise)

  23. The Drapes of Wrath

  24. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

  25. Pilates of the Carribean

  26. Fig Trouble in Little China

  27. The Green Milf

  28. Where the Wild Things Ate

  29. Runny People

  30. Full Fetal Jacket

  31. Pig Trouble In Little China … ok I’m done.

  32. Blood Pimple

  33. Short Cues – Robert Altman’s loosely-knit collection of stories about playing pool in a very small room

  34. Citizen Kanye

  35. Annie Ball

  36. Dancer In the Park
    Revolutionary Toad
    Lend It Like Beckham
    Light Club
    Little Man Kate
    the Flair Witch Project

  37. Bone in 60 Seconds

  38. Lard of the Rings

  39. Inglourious Bastards. Better.

  40. Dial “Q” for Murder

  41. Monsoon Weeding – the story of a wet, overgrown garden

  42. True Bromance.

  43. Top Bun
    Forrest Hump

  44. Mouse on Haunted Hill

  45. The Lady and the Cramp – Disney’s heartwarming tale of a girl’s first visit from her Aunt Flo.

  46. I Can Do Rad All by Myself- The story of a boy air guitaring in his basement.

  47. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  48. Gosford Pork

  49. whatever porks

  50. Footsie

  51. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mint – Charlie Kaufman’s story of finding lint-free hard candy

  52. Schindler’s Fist

  53. Ghost Shit (sorry)

  54. The Shawskank Redemption

  55. mullets over broadway

  56. What’s Love Got To Do With ET?

  57. Erection

  58. 500 Days of Hummer

  59. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  60. Rabbi Proof Fence

  61. Adventures in Babyhitting

  62. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  63. A Hard Gay’s Night

  64. Graveheart
    that guy was such a downer

  65. The Silence of the Lamps

  66. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boob

  67. I’m Bruges bout a man named Bruges.

  68. Schlindler’s Lisp

  69. Celine and Julie Go Goating

  70. Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragon
    seems subtle, but the difference is surprising!
    okay, i’m out already

  71. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone. Because England.

  72. The Men Who Stare At Goatse

    • If you make it “The Men who Star at Goatse,” I think you’re technically within the bounds of the game. And still funny.

  73. Mainman: The story of Tom Cruise’s completely platonic, hetero-friendship with the guy that works at Baskin Robbins.

  74. Glazing Saddles

  75. Let the Right Bone In

  76. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  77. It’s a Wonderful Lime

  78. the Beer Hunter
    Go Kill A Mockingbird
    Seven
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Zest

  79. There Will Be Flood

  80. MASHville

  81. Jars 2 (just when you thought it was safe to go into the pantry again)

  82. Stephen King’s The Staind

  83. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Store
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prance

  84. Warted – starring Angelina Jolie as the Toad.

  85. Requiem for a Cream

  86. Six Days, Semen Nights

  87. tom cruise and gay people:
    A Few Good Men
    .
    (I cheated)

  88. Homo Alone 2: Lost In New York

    Its a documentary of the time Tom Cruise spent in New York.

  89. Gremlins 2: The New Bitch

  90. She’s All Twat

  91. Hearts of Dorkness

  92. Deep Blue Pea (Damn genetic engineering!!!)

  93. The Fag of War

  94. TMNT 2: Secret of the Booze (recycled from @Twitter)

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