I don’t have any idea what this even is.

Surprisingly, all of the YouTube comments on this video in the past couple of hours have been nothing but thoughtful and full of respect. Or the exact opposite. (Thanks for the tip, Edith and Katie.)

Comments (40)
  1. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

  2. Can they do a commentary track? I need a lot of shit explained to me about this. First and foremost, how much does it cost to hire you kids for birthdays?

  3. I’m just glad the “deep fried butter boy” is safe and sound and on the ground.

  4. Seeing that teddy bear fall from the tree made me uncomfortable.

  5. toto  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 +8

    Man, I hate kids right now… and freaking Halloween is coming up. what the hell am i going to do with all this candy?? sheesh.

  6. Beastie Boys 2: Beastier Boysier

  7. I know some [a lot] of parents let their kids use language like this, but what kind of parents would let their kids make a music video involving words like this?
    ….I feel so old.

  8. tht  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 +1

    Gaps between almost everything in every area are widening. Like the gap between being a good parent and being a terrible parent. I really sux.

  9. Okay, yeah, I’m just giving up on our universe entirely, now, and just YouTubing both of the fantasy sequences from Ratcatcher over and over again.

  10. The Heenes need a permanent wife swap with child services.

  11. Maybe if Falcon had been pussified a little harder we wouldn’t be in the mess to begin with.

    PARENTS: NEVER LET YOUR CHILDREN OUTSIDE.

  12. Gabe, I’m so proud of you for becoming such an impassioned activist for the rights of kids who fall out of balloons.

  13. Talk Soup clips of the family, including Falcon saying “f**k this rule!”

  14. Oof! This clip shows something falling from the balloon…watching the 13-15 second mark. :( X 10.

  15. He’s alive! That son of a bitch, making me worry like that, I hope he accidentally finds his way on to a weather balloon and falls to his death!

  16. reminds me of old skull, if they had been annoying rap artists.

  17. Spotted: Falcon Heene hiding in a box in his attic.
    xoxo

  18. I guess I’m glad he didn’t plummet to his death. But after seeing all these YouTube and Wife Swap videos, I’m not really glad he’s alive. I think it would be best for all involved if he was never born. Does that balloon have a flux capacitor?

  19. He said “faggots”.
    Get in the balloon, kid.

  20. mcfuzz  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 +1

    i think it’s adorable that they are sampling the rap “17″ from sesame street

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqvu8UbAZnE

  21. I’m so confused I might actually cry.

  22. I need subtitles. And I bet that’s the dad playing the harmonica at 2:03. What a pussy.

  23. wulfmankarl  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 -2
  24. John Paxton  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 0

    Dad Heene and Mom are Scum. I wonder where they really came from. I hope not my home state. At any rate I hope today’s ?balloon boy? publicity stunt costs them dearly. And we bad mouth trailer trash!

  25. those kids really aren’t pussies… also, sick guitar solo by mom on the merry-go-round. best family band EVER.

  26. I have that exact same outfit.

  27. Claude  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 +3

    Am I the only one to think that the father wrote the song and directed/edited the videos…?

    Is it a family trying to be the daredevil Gosselins?

    Will americans go for it?

    I’m sure we’re not done with them…

  28. Thanks. Now I know what Tim and Eric Plus 8 would have been like.

  29. Nothing says classy quite like the Heene family. Well played, entire city of Tokyo.

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