Rain is the Korean pop star Stephen Colbert has had a “feud” with ever since Rain beat Stephen in Time magazine’s Most Influential People poll. Last night, the inevitable happened: Stephen and Rain had a dance (and Dance Dance Revolution)-off, and we learned that Stephen spends his nights fixing cars:

I just imagine a guy tuning in to The Colbert Report for the first time, seeing that, and thinking someone had put acid in his beer. Also, I demand a Bill O’Reilly/Colbert dance off!