Posted on May 2nd, 2008 by Lindsay Robertson 5 Comments

Gabe just told me that if I post this, he will quit. So I have to post this. I don’t even know what’s supposed to be happening here, but despite the title “Longest Penis Ever: (Guinness World Records),” this random clip of a guy, like, jerking off his arm and screaming at the camera that I just found on YouTube is, if you have headphones, actually safe for work:

I don’t know what Gabe is talking about, it’s impossible to watch without laughing, and I challenge anyone to find a better Ultimate Example of a bad vlog.

 
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Comments (5)
  1. Matthew  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2008

    that was just…weird.

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  2. Devin  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2008

    Even though I don’t work here, I quit.

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  3. Uncle Grambo  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2008

    I quit our friendship.

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  4. Peter  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2008

    Too far Lindsay…. too far. Gabe, punch her slowly and steal her car.

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  5. jim  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2008

    g4 is working on a development deal with him right now

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