A few days ago, the Internet launched a campaign to get Tracy Morgan on Twitter, as the Internet will do. And now, Tracy Morgan is on Twitter. Success! Here is his first Tweet: “my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.” So this is going to go great.

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Comments (8)
  1. DS3M  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

    “Damn, somebody gon get pregnant up in here TONIGHT!”
    Tracy Morgan is the best.

    • Tyrannosaurus  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

      i love this so much i wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

  2. arthur great  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

    Ok, this may actually get me to join twitter.

  3. shoogyboom  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

    I feel like I was really part of something for the first time in my life. I might cry.

  4. Joe H  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

  5. ClownCoffee  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

    At least he didn’t invoke Jabba the Hutt to describe his hemorrhoids…. Yet

  6. Napoleon Complex  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2009

    LOL @ that Tweet, but who is Tracy Morgan?

  7. freckle  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2009

    I hope he livetweets everything…especially children’s movies

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