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Wait, Levi Johnston is the official spokesperson for pistachio nuts? What’s next? HENRY HAGER SELLING FOOT SALTS? (Henry Hager is married to Jenna Bush, and I have no idea what foot salts are. My point is that this is weird and huh?)
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'Sup, pogs!
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Hahaha “does it with protection”. I see what you did there, Pistachios.
How do i get a title as cool as “palin-child impregnator”? seriously. i don’t want to change my videogum name or i will be scolded.
Maybe he got more out of “dating” Kathy Griffin then just a squeezer. She is quite good (awful) at selling herself (awful).
They spent “$15 million” putting Levi Johnston in front of a white background with his bodyguard/talent agent, and then making approximately 4 assistants lackadaisically shout “Levi…” off camera. The math logic stopped at pop culture + sex + pistachio nuts = all the money
they blew $14.5 million on the cg pistachio at the end
Ben Folds has a new song for his next album on the topic of Levi Johnston written by Nick Hornby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-KqSCzwIU Its alright… It feels like something Family Guy would do.
It was better when he played it live….
Your avatar is making my epilepsy flare up.
Is your avatar a bird Jesus shoot a hopping Santa Claus head?
shooting*? ugh.
I’m pretty sure it’s a Darwin head. But, yeah. I like to think it represents the eternal struggle between humankind’s yearning for God and scientific expansion. Also, laser eyes.
A+, America.
A+.