New DVDs are released on Tuesdays. In order to help you enjoy them to their fullest, this is also the day we provide you with our themed signature cocktail recipes.

The Cloverfield

• 10 oz vodka
• 1 oz Pepto Bismol
• Garnish with a xanax and some powdered concrete
• Serve in a chilled UZI barrel or empty mortar shell

The Orphanage

• 2 oz. Frangelica
• 1 oz. liquid fear
• Serve in a floppy sack mask

The Savage

• 2 oz. whiskey
• 10 oz. human tears
• 2 drops bitters
• Stir with a walker

Charlie Wilson’s War also comes out on DVD today, but I didn’t bother making a cocktail recipe for that one, since no one saw it in the theater and no one is going to see it now.