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Valentine’s Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine’s Day, coming out next Valentine’s Day. It’s actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy about Valentine’s Day called Valentine’s Day and releases it on Valentine’s Day. In any case, for the most part it looks like a pretty generic, dull affair. It features an ensemble cast including Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eric Dane, Emma Roberts, and Patrick Dempsey. And at first glance there doesn’t appear to be anything particularly clever or surprising about it. But I have a feeling this one is going to be a little different than your standard by-the-numbers rom-com. I think you’ll see what I mean when you watch the teaser trailer after the jump:
I am to Final Cut Pro as Kim Zolciak is to singing! (The worst!) Oh well. It was a stupid joke anyway. This movie does look terrible though.
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I was really worried that there wasn’t going to be a vibrator joke. THANK GOD THEY SLIPPED THAT IN BEFORE THE END OF THE TRAILER.
Also, how the hell did they make Jessica Biel so goddamn frumpy? It took me a minute to figure out it was her.
It’s called A SPECIAL EFFECTS team. CGI MOTHERFUCKER CGI!
2/14: Never Forget
Wait, that’s frumpy?
Maybe frumpy’s the wrong word. But she’s not her usual movie self. I guess this is good (acting and all that), but it was a bit offputting.
Hey, it’s Love Actually: USA!
Oh, that sound? That was me blowing my brains out. Don’t worry about it. A little Mr Clean and we’re good.
Thank You! I couldn’t remember the name of that movie. All I could think was ‘All I want for Chrismas (is you)’ … I was afraid I was going to have to imdb it. So yeah, this is ‘Love Actually 2: Love Actuallier”
love for realsies
YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE GABE WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT SHOOTING YOURSELF. IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY EXCEPT WHEN YOU DO IT THEN IT IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF
Sorry about that. I’ll be more varied in my “blowing my brains out” jokes.
i <3 you gabe
haha this is THE FUCKIN best. I just IMAGINE THAT YOU can’t even FINISH typing your comment BECAUSE OF HOW mindblowingly SURPRISED YOU are. HAHAHAH.
Seamless.
Tonight is gonna be a good night. And then it isn’t. I love it.
I wished this opened in 2012 so we could all be dead.
You win my personal Monster’s Ball.
Grammar faux-paus and all.
Awww. Thanks! I noticed the bad grammar after I hit “submit.”
The worst song ever pairs nicely with this horrible looking movie.
just set up a goog calendar reminder to not check facebook on Feb. 12th.
Fri, Feb 12th:
Samantha is having a GIRLZ night with VALENTINE’S DAY.
Gertrude : Valentine’s day wit mah boi!
Scott is on a first date!!! macaroni grill and Valentine’s Day movie!!! Please don’t end badly cuz I don’t want drinks after the movie to be awkward!
Bill just saw v-day movie with LISA. TOOO FUNNY! LOL.
Shame they didn’t use a Chris Brown song.
Are you sure that’s not a Chris Brown song? Because its sounds like the kind of song that is so terrible it had to be written by a domestic abuser. Or a hologram.
I think it was written by a computer. A computer that hasn’t learned how to LOVE!
LOLZ.
Oh, wow, Julia Roberts is still making movies. Good for her.
Hahahaha! Good job Gaaaaaaabe!
You take the time to list the entire cast of this movie and don’t mention Jamie Foxx.
“Gabe doesn’t care about (important) black people”
-Jamie Foxx
Do you suppose Jamie Foxx shaved his teeth down for this role like he did The Soloist? Although, I guess once you shave your teeth once there’s no real need to do it again.
Caught! I actually just copied and pasted the YouTube description’s cast list. But to your point: I do not care about Jamie Foxx people.
Based on the credits at the end of the trailer, Queen Latifah is in this movie as well. I’m surprised she wasn’t featured in the preview because I really feel like it was missing a sassy black woman.
I’m sorry to reply to myself, but I realized afterward that the role of sassy black woman is obviously being played by Julia Roberts.
Before watching the clip I totally thought the list of cast members you named was a joke. I even laughed at it.
Images of the apocalypse are the only things that should be shown during Black Eyed Peas songs, until those two ideas are permanently bonded together in our collective unconscious.
This movie also features Taylors Lautner and Swift!
Can’t 4get abt those guyz. 4 tha teenz!
And this should be called Valentine’s Day, I Love You because grab bag cast plus intertwining stories.
[i]New York, I Love You[/i] has the cast, for sure, but does it have intertwining stories? Blergh. I had high hopes for that movie after they rejected Scarlett Johansons shizz.
Just make pretend that the italics are there.
Has someone made a movie called April Fool’s Day and released it on April Fool’s Day yet? Because if not I totally call that and it’ll be out on April 1st, 2010 (no it won’t, April fool’s!)
So what you’re saying, essentially, is that Valentine’s Day will be the Day After Tomorrow?
Clever girl.
love you
Gabe, this was the best valentine ever. Even if it was a few months early.
Waist a second…was that the World Trade Center getting destroyed in 2012?
McDreamy AND McSteamy in the same movie? Color me McZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….
This reminds me… I’ve always wanted to make a movie about my birthday called “my birthday.” To release it on my birthday and serve cake to the first viewing audience. Obviously, the cake would feature a picture of ME as well. There might even be balloons in the theater… I haven’t decided.
aw, man, the movie’s not here so i can’t get surprised. rats!
Ah shucks, V.Day 2010 falls on a Sunday and I work the next day.
It is foretold that on Valentine’s Day, the cable-access-rendered Earth will explode.
It is written, y’all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MSXv_YXLmI