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This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let’s all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community than just picking up trash? Like what, beating the community in the face in a parked Ferrari? Ugh, Chris Brown. Clapping his hands and swinging his rake. He even does his court-imposed punishment like a fucking asshole! (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Goddamn it man show some humility. This pisses me off an irrational amount.
Have to disagree with you, Gabe. This video will just show young men everywhere that if you beat the holy “how do you do” out of your girlfriend and have a good enough lawyer, the worst that can happen is you’ll have to carry a fence and rake some leaves in between your topless McDonald’s sessions.
He is looking way to cheerful. I think I might drive over to VA and throw some shit for him to clean up. Some CDs. a bunch of wrigley’s gum wrappers. And the contents of a few outhouses. CLEAN UP SHIT CHRIS BROWN. AND LOOK UPSET.
As a girl I wasn’t turned on (well of course not) but, I got really angry at the topless McDonald’s break. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore, I’m just mad.
also, was it really necessary for him to wear those big ass, ostentatious diamond earrings? as a southern woman, i’m all about accessorizing for the occasion, and honey, the earrings do not match the orange traffic vest.
i completely agree. wearing massive diamonds while you’re completing community service for beating your girlfiend is despicable. for that alone, i hate him a little bit more.
Please tell me that is his body guard in the “Stop Teen Violence” t-shirt. That irony is too delicious. Double your pleasure double your fun, with your head through a cow fence.
Gabe, that’s not a rake, it’s a weed cutter, and Chris is doing exactly what that tool is designed for: hacking up weeds. He’s still a piece of shit, though.
True, but was doing an incredibly half-assed job of it.
I’m not just some asshole correcting people about weed cutters — I bought the company!
“Hackin’ at some weeds and turnin’ around to grin smugly at the camera now, Boss.” “Hackin’ at some weeds and turnin’ around to grin smugly at the camera there, Chris Brown.” “Takin’ off my shirt to eat some McDonald’s now, Boss.” “Takin’ off your shirt to eat some McDonald’s there, Chris Brown.”
“What we have here is… failure to communicate.”
LOL! Is he seriously wearing a wife beater?! Get a brain, Chris Brown.
As they say, “dress not for the job you have, but for the job you want to have” — she wasn’t his wife yet right??
sadly, I think we need to remove the “prison” tag.
I always felt pretty strongly that Mr Brown’s music was a really poor choice for that dancing couple’s wedding. R. Kelly is just as danceable and has no legal history of violence. Only pee.
Ne-Yo is always an option.
I love how he wears that huge piece of metal around his neck like “Hey guys! I’m the King of Community Service!”
He’ll send it to Jacob the Jeweler when his hours are complete. A constant reminder of the hardships he has faced this past year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk
janeane garofalo: chris brown, are you gonna clean that up?
chris brown: oh yeah, i will…um, i just got…i don’t have time right now
janeane garofalo: clean it up, then come to my office for the meeting.
chris brown: buhh i gotta…ahhhhhh (head roll)
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his next act of charity will be covering that “everybody clap your hands” song for baseball stadiums nationwide. he is just doing some advance press.
For heavens sake-wear your hat like a normal person
Well, the part with his head between bars is particularly poignant. More of that, please. I wonder if Chris Brown knows about irony.
“iron”y
man. seeing him in that too-gay for ‘Glee’ bow tie really makes him look chubby. Yet the shirtless appearance shows he hits the gym as much as he hits women.
now, you see rusty? this is why you were so replaceable.
well done, brains.
now I’ll go back to killing you with beer.
I was kind of hoping his head would get stuck in the bars and that someone would say “Whoops! The only way we can get your head out is to choke you and beat the shit out of your face. “
I was kind of hoping his head would get stuck in the bars and that someone would say “Whoops! The only way we can get your head out is to choke you and beat the shit out of your face. “
I upvoted both of them. Because rage at over-privileged celebrity degenerates.
Oh so THAT’s where that fence goes. What?! What’s he doing?
Something tells me he would have much less of a smile/smirk on his face if someone took the sticker of his goddamn hat.
Beat plants, not people.