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Oh look! It’s 28 Clover Am Legend Witch Project Later!
This is the movie that generated those YouTubes everyone was blogging about last month. This looks scary enough, although they should probably have overdubbed a child singing a lullaby softly to herself. Oh, and SPOILER ALERT: the anchorwoman dies. I hope someone else goes into that housing complex and picks that video camera up off the floor or it’s going to be a lot of infrared zombie feet shuffling back and forth. AND ALSO, thanks a lot Hollywood. Every five seconds you raze New York to the fucking ground, and then when it’s L.A.’s turn you just kill an old woman in Apartment E6. Stale. Quick Poll:
What City Would You Like To Work In As An Anchorwoman Only To Get Attacked By A Zombie Old Lady In An Apartment Complex?
1. Houston
2. Detroit
3. Toronto
4. Florida
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Florida City, Florida?
That sounds unappealing in any city.
(Toronto)
destroy l.a.?
since when did stereogum/videogum become anti-LA. leave the jealousy to Pitchfork. No Age would be so bummed.
For the record, Videogum is not so much anti-L.A. as it is a fierce proponent of parity in major city destruction.
Yeah, but in Hollywood’s defense, people get really upset when they watch New York get torched by a monster, blown up by aliens, overrun by sudden and unexpected tidal waves, eaten by hungry zombies, or buried under sixteen feet of pie filling (coming next year). Watching LA get destroyed just means you get on your cell phone and call someone to make sure Paris Hilton went with it.
Yeah, but in Hollywood’s defense, people get really upset when they watch New York get torched by a monster, blown up by aliens, overrun by sudden and unexpected tidal waves, eaten by hungry zombies, or buried under sixteen feet of pie filling (coming next year). Watching LA get destroyed just means you get on your cell phone and call someone to make sure Paris Hilton went with it.
Toronto. Only because I have yet to see Toronto get destroyed..
Detroit, because the massive outsourcing of American jobs has taken all the fight out of the zombies.