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Whoa. Ghostface Killah is one of the best rappers in the game, yes, we know that, but now he is also one of the best amateur porno makers in the game as well. After the jump, a genuinely NSFW in so many ways music video for a track off his new album called “Stapleton Sex.” The video is sexually explicit, yes, but so is the song. If ever there was a time for headphones UP! (This is that time.) On a sidenote: I’ve never really understood sex raps. Who are they for? If women like them, then I guess that makes sense, but I don’t get the impression that women like them very much. So then they are for men? Pause, indeed. I am sure that Ghostface is very efficient when it comes to rubbing his [redacted] all up in her [redacted] and making everything nice and [redacted], but I believe I will be listening to a song about felony crime now, thank you.
Needs more Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
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And when I killed her
it was so easy
That I wanted to kill her again
Got down on both of my knees and
She ain’t coming back again
Don’t fall in love with everyone you see
goodness gracious.
I guess you can use a woman’s body to masturbate? That’s what I got out of this.
If this is too much than can we talk about how great Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Pt II is? Because I don’t see anyone talking about it, and it’s fucking amazing.
OB4CLII is pretty great indeed, and Ghost has a pretty nasty sex rhyme on that, too.
Ghost Does Crazy Sex Raps is definitely a thing – sometimes he’s sweet with it (“Tush”) but usually it involves a slob/knob/glob rhyme scheme and references to Power U-farts. It all started with that incredibly gross verse from Wu Tang Forever (“Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs…”).
That was weird. That was like porn made by a serial killer. He took something that could be sexy and made it kinda scary
Needs more Krazee-Eyez Killa. Don’t fuck with him or he’ll nut in your eye.
How you gonna throw the jacket at me, Larry David?
The words “Stapleton Sex” make me laugh because I immediately think of Jean Stapleton, who played Edith Bunker in “All in the Family.”
i think ghostface had natalie portman in mind with this song. here’s a quote from him about her:
“I read in some interview she did that she likes obscene rap music. When I read that, it was, like, ‘Oh, **** she would love the **** I got right here on this album!…”
i came
Maybe this is just further proof that I am not a mature, serious adult, but that video just made me giggle.
A mixture of things, like you know how I did that Ne-Yo joint and ?All That I Got Is You? and stuff like that. It?s my last album [for Def Jam] so I wanted to do the album I always wanted to do, man. You gotta tell the fans that you not gettin? no younger here ? we gettin? older! And everybody don?t sell crack no more, man. I don?t sell crack, yo. I ain?t movin? no bricks or none of that other shit. I ain?t shoot nobody in like?since the early 90?s, man. How long you gonna be 40 years old and actin? like you still sellin? cracks and you on the block and you doin? this and you doin? that when times is more serious, man. We in a fuckin? recession, B! Ain?t nobody gettin? no money, man!
–Tony Starks explains why he’s doing mostly sex raps now (It’s the recession!)
I only have one word [and many exclamation points] for the girl with tape on her nipples.
OUCH!!!!!!!!!
also known as “what happens when you get off the staten island ferry” sex
Even my Bender Pimp thinks this is too exploitive.
Will he go upside Ghostface Killah’s head? Please? Don’t do anything in my butt, Ghostface!
I watched it twice, and I guess I just don’t see what’s “Not Safe for Work” about this video… enlighten me.
listen with your ears
ClownCoffee works in a whorehouse.
Maybe I’m missing the point that Mr Killa is trying to make with all the sex and whatnot in this video, but I was mostly left feeling curious as to why they went to all the trouble of making it look all scratchy and old…and then put an iPhone in it?
Touching is obviously a motif. There is touching people in the video as well as touching the iphone. It symbolizes how our society is becoming more touch freindly. I believe there are lines in the song that involve touching too, like touching “dick” and “pussy” and other such organs. Im just afraid to look up the lyrics because my family uses this computer too.
I call Viral Marketing from Apple. Give it a week for the “Ghost Face Killa” App to come out, and while your downloading, the “Trent Reznor kicking the shit out of an iphone” app.
Found my new ringtone.
Gabe, this just might be the whitest commentary you’ve ever posted about anything.
Na, he said that Ghostface Killa is one of the best rappers in the game, remember?
I had no idea The Game was gay
whoops, gabe forgot to add ‘no homo’ to the end of the sentence.
Even if I were super into this song, the fact that he announces he’s coming a 1:32…thats A DEAL BREAKER LADIES! I did chuckle at the line “dick all shiny”
huh!
……………………………huh
I did not watch this video because it seemed like it would be dirty. Is it dirty? what happens?
Hey guys I’m kind of getting the impression that rap is misogynistic but I don’t know.
hello, 911? this sexual romance is over.
My computer stopped to buffer the video right after the line “they got come in they butts.” That’s my cue!
make it clap!