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Yesterday I wrote about The Amazing Cult Phenomenon That Is The Room, the little worst movie in the world that could. It’s hard to find a first clip from The Room to share, because, really, the entire movie is a clip, but new initiates to The Room Fan Club can’t go wrong with this scene, a rooftop guy-to-guy chat that includes some of The Room‘s most classic elements.
Setup: Johnny’s girlfriend Lisa is cheating on him with his best friend Mark, and last night, for no reason, she got Johnny drunk and now claims that he hit her. But he did naat! Enjoy the bad dialogue in this fake-rooftop heart-to-heart chat between Johnny and Mark.
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has “you can say that again” ever been said in a good movie?
Also, apropos of nothing: has anyone in a movie ever said “Watch and learn” just one time?
The one thing about The Room everyone should know is if the football appears in a scene, it’s going to be a good scene, and the football appears in almost every scene.
Yeah, the barbecue chicken was delicious. Rice.. that was cool.
Johnny reminds me of Uwe Boll, and I sincerely hope that’s not the best compliment he ever gets.
Shitty movies are my cocaine. (Unless I also have cocaine.)
oh it’s max, I’m doing that one later this week. “It’s an interesting story.”
Can you marry me?
oh one more thing i love his zip-off pants.. ahahaah
how did this totally natural conversation between two very real people who would totally know each other in real life make it in to this movie picture?
it’s a porno without the porno
Johnny’s face is constructed entirely out of the faces of his ex girlfriends. They have been chopped up and stitched together, like a beautifully mangled face quilt. This is not revealed during the course of the film. Or ever.