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Boondock Saints 2 trailer, you guys:
Oh boy. The first one was so awful, Troy Duffy knew it was going to be tough to make something even worse. But he kept his head down and spent years ensuring that he wouldn’t let his fans down. By now they had come to expect terrible, terrible movies, and he wasn’t about to go back on that promise now. And he didn’t! This looks completely miserable. CLASSIC DUFFY. THE BONEDOCKS IZ BACK!
The good news is I finally have a reason to repost this:
I wish I could post that every day. Is there a way to give out all the Oscars retroactively?
Also these fun guys are your boyfriends:
I mean, whatever, we all like what we like, these guys just happen to like something very very terrible. In any case, it turns out that your boyfriend is actually the guy holding the camera who points it at the one dude’s crotch as he asks him if he had an orgasm. Yuck. Tell him to stop doing that.
(Thanks for the tip, Chad, CF, Lorin, Octavis, Ambar. Reaction video via FilmDrunk.)
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Just based on who they interviewed for their reaction to Boondock Saints 2 is enough for me not to see it.
How about a new Hunt, Worst Movie Trailer of All Time? For a start, having to only watch 2 minutes will reduce Gabe’s eye-bleedage by 95%, but it’ll also allow for some interesting comparisons between film and trailer quality.
Anyway, the point is, Boondock Saints 2 is so nominated
Is the “broad” going to be a nightmare because she is wearing high heels in a church? I failed to see what made her a nightmare. Silly trailer.
I loved the first one.. maybe the second will be even better! “Overnight 2: still a douche”
Why does the one boondock saint look so weird now? Boondock Saints 2: The Botoxing.
My roommate is obsessed with the first one. He has a giant poster in his room.
“You wanna watch Boondocks?”
“No.”
“Okay.” [Goes to watch Boondock Saints]
I have a feeling that one guy says, “I came like a thousand times. Trust me” a lot.
“Let’s do some gratuitous violence.”
The self-awareness is both too high and too low here.
The guy who got interviewed liked the trailer because a lot of people jumped through windows. I seriously feel like he raped my eyes, ears and soul. Why do people like this? I feel sad that I live in a world where this exists.
gum.com today.
I didn’t think the first movie was terrible so much as ridiculous. I remember thoroughly enjoying watching it drunk at a special screening at a bar. We also screened “Gone in 60 Seconds” which was unwatchably bad, so maybe this just looked better by comparison.
“This broad is going to be a nightmare.” You said trailer, you said it. Let’s go home. [SCENE]
I think All Saints Day has to join the cannon of repeatable and amenable taglines to sequels. For instance, like The Departed 2: All Departed Day or Shutter Island 2: All Shutters Day
WITH PETER FONDA.
It was a firefight!!!
He didn’t orgasm 20,000 times. That’s just stupid.
Aw, man, Clifton Collins? Shit.
I had no idea why they were calling it Boondock Saints “2″ until I saw all the symmetrical shots of involving two things (e.g. guns falling into the fountain). Then I was all like, “Smart.”
i know this is really shallow, but the kid on the left has a very, very large mouth.
Can I share something shallow? I think Willem Dafoe is the hottest ugly person ever. I can’t be the only ladyperson in the world who thinks this!
Even when he is make-upped like this?!
HOLY CRAP that picture just made me laugh forever. I was thinking more Sexy Jesus in Last Temptation of Christ, but I guess I could make do with Crack Nails Nosferatu.
Crack Nails Nosferatu? Is that not an Incubus song?
I was in class when I read this and HAHAHAHA, shaking, silent laughter isn’t subtle or stealthy at all.
i saw him at an airport once and he looked pretty good. i usually find him scary on film, but he didn’t look scary in person. a little short, but not scary at all, and mostly attractive.
Haha, I thought the same thing, not now, but when I saw him in the movie Mississippi Burning when he was pretty young. It’s strange how someone can be weirdly hot and ugly at the same time. My friends just thought I was weird.
I noticed too. He is all teeth.
@captain_sawyer isn’t just kidding about really, really liking the trailer. He’s aiming for the stars. The stars being a Twitter trending topic.
Man, I hate that he used The Skids’ song in this. Shame on you. Also, shame on Judd Nelson, Peter Fonda…
I’ll only watch if Judd Nelson says, “No dad, what about you?!?”
I don’t know, this looks just over-the-top enough to become entertaining. Clifton Collins Jr. is more than likely the real star of this show.
Judd Nelson: not important enough to have his name come up at the end of the trailer.
Shit, I didn’t even notice that. Way to gloss over a MAJOR selling point, trailer-monkeys.
Can we get a “Right On Time” tag on this?
Now the thing about Boondock Saints is it was the perfect movie if you were three months away from starting college (It’s an indie movie AND an action flick?!?! Wha?!?!). To this day it still has a purely hedonistic quality that will occasionally slip itself into my dvd player when I’m drunk.
And the sad thing to admit is I’ll probably end up seeing this movie when I’m home for Thanksgiving because my high school buddies are going to get all nostalgic (it’s very Garden State-y where I come from)
Final thought:
This movie without Dafoe is like a douche turtle that’s lost its shell.
“To this day it still has a purely hedonistic quality that will occasionally slip itself into my dvd player when I’m drunk.”
a regular chris brown over here, with the responsibility-taking.
“i don’t remember how the dvd of this terrible movie got into my dvd player. i can’t recall. i was drunk. but it got in there, somehow. and i deeply regret that it got in that.”
don’t be afraid to loudly proclaim your fandom of things that people on here hate. don’t let the tyranny of monster conformity bring you down, my brother. I LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! NO FEAR!
You’re ok in my book, Cat Bus.
I just changed my legal name to Captain Underscore Sawyer with hopes that it’ll improve my trailer watching experience
my god, what happened to Sean Patrick Flanery’s face?
I just made a movie called “Cocking Guns and Shooting Them In Slow Motion.” I’ve already dubbed it a cult classic on the internet. I’m rich now.
I’d be happy to collaborate with you on the sequel, “Camera Pans Starting Off Slow, Getting Really Fast in the Middle and Getting Slow Again.” I’ve signed Zack Snyder as director.
Wait just 1 gawd damned minute. It’s not cool to like Boondock Saints? If this is true, I will gladly turn in my hipster badge. Boondock Saints is a classic and phenomenal film. Boondock Saints II? Yikes, probably not.
This is the movie you watch at 1 AM and really don’t think much about. I’m puzzled as to why people would get all “this movie changed my life”, or “check out my Veritas Aequitas forearm tat’s”. Anyways, Wilem Dafoe in drag is all you need. (That’s not what anyone needs, but I still laugh at it.)
Clifton Collins Jr. gets his name up there but no Judd Nelson???? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
Also I’m probably going to end up downloading and watching this. Why the outrage? We’ve all seen Overnight, why keep piling on the poor bastard.
It’s Tarantino remaking a Tarantino STYLE movie. That trailer was about as entertaining as watching someones bowl movement under glass.
Boondock Saints has been great for me! It’s been my litmus test for taste and opinions all through college and beyond. So here’s to ten more years of knowing i can shut off my mind as soon as someone says they like the Boondock Saints! Great! Also: Coming Soon TO THEATERS!? Seriously dudes?
The one important contribution the first one made to the world is that somehow the guys put their shirts on really quick in one fluid motion….and I tried it but failed.
I liked the first flick, it was stupid fun, but nothing more. the acting was mediocre, the plot…thin, and the realism non existent, but it WAS fun.
the second one..all i can say is “ewww why?”
its just a continuation of the same thing, nothing added, but a lot lost. when you make a movie that is fun to watch because it is stupid you dont make a sequel, it just proves that as a director you dont realize your first movie was only good for being moronic.
That reaction video was priceless.
The awfulness of this movie and the people who love it never ceases to amaze.
Boondock fans = Twilight fans
Boondock Fans = Twilight Fans when they discover speedballs.
If you guys don’t like it then you don’t have to watch it. Jeez! Who cares if someone makes a bad movie, bad movies are made all the time and life goes on. But this movie does look awesome and I am really looking forward to it (and I don’t wear Ed Hardy).
I loved Boondock Saints when I first saw it years ago, and I’d hardly call myself some mindless meathead that only likes cool movies where people get killed by big guns. Anyone who says this movie is absolutely terrible is an idiot. If you don’t like it much, that’s fine. But it’s hardly terrible. And if one more person calls another movie a “Tarantino-ripoff”, I will kick them in their ignorant balls. Tarantino is the king of all style borrowers. Every movie he does is hardly original, he just presents it to an audience that hasn’t been exposed to his influences, so it seems fresh to them. I’d love for someone to actually explain how this movie is in any way ripping off Tarantino. All I can think of is the flashback sequences, which means that Memento must also be ripping off Tarantino. Sorry, I just hate when I hear people talk shit about directors that at least try to create something somewhat different. People are dumb..
sorry, forgot to mention that while I did like the first movie, this trailer didn’t excite me much beyond the nostalgic feelings I have for the first one. I’ll reserve judgement til after I see more
Randomly found this link, only to discover this is mysterious and illusive link that all the latent douchebag homosexuals come to discuss movies. Damn guys…smells like dirty socks, vinegar, and hot dog flavored water in here.
I’ll leave you Nancies be, so you can do your thing all over each other. Later douchetards…