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OK, this one is a little more complicated than a few of the more recent Best New Party Games, because the rules are kind of vague. But on the other hand, it’s a classic! And this is one that you could actually win. Anyway: simple enough, strings of overlapping movie titles. So, starting simple:

The Strangers On A Train (The Strangers + Strangers on a Train, duh)

or Scarface/Off

or There Will Be Blood Simple (you get it)

Those were all very short, very lazy examples. The longer the string the better. But this is where it gets tricky. Complicated intertwining nesting-doll overlaps are also allowed (in the rules of this game that I am making up as I go along). For example:

We Are Forgetting Sarah Marshall

or

Snakes on a Soul Plane

or:

The Longest Whole Nine Yards

And from there it becomes a mess. The Longest Whole Nine And A Half Weeks Yards? I’m going to sit this one out, actually. But the longest string that actually makes sense wins. The prize for the winner is final, definitive confirmation that you are a nerd. GOOD LUCK!

Comments (268)
  1. Face/Office Space Cowboys
    Two and a Half Iron Men (Robert Downey Jr. v. Charlie Sheen. The Best v. The Worst)
    Jurassic Parks and Recreation

  2. Bubba  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Miss Potter and the Half-Blood Princess Bride Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

  3. Hotel Rwanda for Dogs

  4. Punch Drunk Love in the Time of Cholera
    Observe and Minority Report
    Vanilla Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies Another Day
    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Diamonds are Forever

  5. the bridget jones’ diary of a mad max black sheep woman on the mystic river kwai

  6. The Room With A Parallax View From The Top Gun

  7. Breakfast Fight Club

  8. The First Black Dark Knight

  9. Daniel  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopussy

  10. Alien Vs Jason Vs Predator Vs Monsters Vs Freddy Vs Aliens

  11. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovitch

  12. The Sound and the Fury of Music and Lyrics

  13. Crimes and Misdemeanors 2: Armed and Fabulous

  14. Schindler’s Bucket List

  15. Leatheraserheads

  16. justin  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    When Dirty Harry Met Sally

  17. Mr. Magorium and the Chocolate Imaginarium Factory Wonderland of the Island of Doctor Parnassus
    Howl’s Moving Castle in the Sky High School Captains Musical 3: the Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World of Tomorrow

  18. Do The Right Thing You Do You Know What You Did Last Summer School of The Rock

  19. ~TOM CRUISE SPECIAL~

    Days Of Tropic Thunder
    A Few Good Men And A Baby
    Tom And Jerry Macguire
    The Mission Impossible
    The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
    Interview With The Vampire In Brooklyn
    The Color Of Mad Money
    Far And Spirited Away
    View From The Top Gun
    Young Guns Of Naverone
    Purple Rain Man

  20. justin  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    I know what you did last wet hot american summer!!

  21. Doctor Who Framed Roger Rabbit-Proof Fence

  22. Bubba  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Live Free Or Die Hard Eight Days A Week

  23. Gabe, you had a great example a few months ago: Hotel Rwanda for Dogs. That is still my favorite.

    Cheaper By The Dirty Dozen
    The Great Escape From The Other Side of the Witch Mountain
    Saving Private Benjamin Ryan Silverman
    The Hills Have Eyes of Laura Mars
    Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
    Working Men With Guns of Navarone

  24. Y Tu Big Momma’s House Tambien
    DeliverUsFromEvance
    The Air Up! There
    The City of Joy Good Luck Chuck Fight Club
    Deuces Wild Bigalow: You’ve Got Mail American Gigolo
    The Importance of Being Ernest Scared Stupid

  25. The Super Flyboys Away Home Alone in the Dark City of Men in Black & Snow White Fang II: Myth of the White Wolf Man on Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Marley & Me and You and Everyone We Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask the Dust Till Dawn of the Dead Man Walking Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Blue Velvet Goldmine

  26. A Charlie Brown New Nightmare on Elm Street before Surving Christmas Vacation.
    -
    Eternal Sunshine Cleaners of the Spotess, Dangerous Hearts and Minds
    -
    Step it up Across the Border, Masters of my tiny Universe
    -

  27. At what point in this feature are the number suffixes gonna get ridiculous? Hollywood has proven once you hit 7 or 8 (or VII or VIII), that you need to drop the whole number nonsense and just go with a subtitle (not a tagline – Professor Taglines is very disappointedwith his class).

  28. The Ten Needful Things I Hate About You to Do in Denver When You’re Better off Evil Dead

  29. tucking fypo  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Harriet The Spy Who Loved Me And You And Everyone We Know What You Did Last Summer of Sam I Am Legend[s] Of The Fall Of The House Of Usher Live and Let Die Another Day of the Dead Poets Society

  30. There’s Thirtysomething About Married an Ax Murderer

  31. Oh my God, will the party games ever stop?!?

    Oh, whatever:

    A Beautiful Confession of The Eternal, Little Miss Sunshine Cleaning of a Dangerous, Spotless Mind

    DO I WIN?

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  33. Sammy  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Deepthroat Impact
    or
    Deepthroat Blue Sea

    The Elephant Man Who Fell To Earth
    or
    The Elephant Man in the Mirror.

  34. Nosferatu Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmars Attacks … As Tears Go Bicentennial Man Who Fell to Battlefield Earth Angels With Dirty Faces of Death Wish Upon a Starsky and Hutch … Walkabout a Boy … The CIder House Rules of the Game … The Man Who Would Be King Ralph … All About Eve of Destruction … Those Who Love Me Can Take the Trainspotting … The Networking Girl 6 Days, Seven Nights in Rodanthe Music Lovers on the Bridge to Terabithia Clockwork Orange County General’s Daughters of Darkness Falls … The Man in the Iron Masked & Anonymous … Regarding Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Klowns from Outer Spacecamp Nowhere Man on Firewall-E.T.

  35. The Dinner at Marvin’s Room with a Parallax View from Over the Top to a License to Kill a Mockingbird

  36. The Maltese Falcon Crest
    Transamericaformers

  37. Sammy  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Why Did I Get Married an Alien Three Men and a Baby Boy in the Striped Pajamas?

  38. Little Children of Men and a Baby

  39. I Still Know Who Killed Me Last Summer

  40. The Nightmare Land Before Christmas Time[cop] of the Devil with the Kranks Wears Prada Knows You’re Dawn of the Dead Poets The Society Lost Wayne’s World is Not The Dead Enough Elephant Austin Powers: International Repo Man With 2 Brains Walking Tall in America of 12 Angry Translation Mystery Men Alaska 3 Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady in the Open Hills For Your Stop or Have Eyes My Wide One and Only Water[world] Shut Mr. Mom Will Shoot ‘Em Up[!]

    • Whoops. Switch “Men” and “3″. The amendment is thus “… Mystery 3 Alaska Men Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady… ” Shit’s serious.

  41. No Escape from my side of Bewitched Mountain- Synecdoche, New York
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    Babe, the opposite of Pig-Sex, in the City that never sleeps
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    Imagine Me and You and Dupree and everyone we know who killed me got served.

  42. Jennifer’s Body of Evidence
    No Chinatown and Country for Old Men in Black
    The Dark Knight’s Tale of Despereaux

  43. There Will Be Cool Hand Luke

  44. Viggy  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Friday the 13th part II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X Vs. Freddy’s Dead The Final New Nightmare on Elm Street 2 3 4 5

  45. Kill Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth

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  47. The Nightmare on Elm Street Before Sunrise Christmas with the Kranks: High Voltage

  48. Next Friday the 13th Warrior

  49. Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls

    • The Rockstar Dragon Wars Épisode II: Mars Attacks of the Rocky Balboa Clonus Horror Picture Best In Mean Showgirls Interrupted

      That makes no sense and I lose.

  50. jesus, go home from work at a normal hour and this is what you miss?

    ok – “Pooty Tango and Cash”

  51. The best Hugh Grant black comedy:
    Dr. Strangelove, Actually or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About a Boy

  52. The Air Up There Goes the Neighborhood

  53. notorious.

    am i doing this right?

  54. “Twitch of the Death Nerves of Steel Magnolias”
    “Kill Kill Faster Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill, Baby Kill!”
    “Blow-Up! in Smoke”
    (Johnny Depp movie “Blow”, Pixar’s “Up!”, Antonioninioni’s “Blowup”, Harvey Keitel movie “Smoke”, Cheech and Chong’s “Up in Smoke”…I will stop now.)

  55. Sleeping With the Enemy of the State.

  56. Empire Records Strikes Back to the Beach Blanket Bingo.

  57. That last one is my bid for the Concision Award (best Title to Word ratio). At 5/4 I think I’m in the lead!

  58. Brief Interviews with Hideous Men who Stare at Goats
    Days of Heaven Can Wait
    Punch Drunk Love or Something Like it
    Midnight Cowboy BeBop
    The Hunt for Red October Sky
    Apocalypse Now for Something Completely Different
    The Godfather Part 2 Fast 2 Furious
    Riding in Cars with Boys on the Side
    District 9…. get it?
    All the Real Girls Just Want to Have Fun
    My Left Foot Fist Way
    The Fantastic Mr. Fox & the Hound
    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
    (we’re allowed to eliminate ‘the’ right?)

  59. Ntdesq  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Around the World Trade Center in Eighty Days
    He’s Just Not That Into the Wild
    Peggy Sue Got Married to the Mob
    Margot at Muriel’s Big Fat Greek Wedding
    I’m Not The Thin Red Man Who Wasn’t Being There
    The Devil in Miss Jones Wears Prada
    Gone, Baby, Gone With the Mighty Wind
    Mulan Rouge

  60. A Spiderman For All Seasons
    The Evil Dead Man Walking
    A Streetcar Named Desire Under The Elms
    Bring It On The Waterfront
    Dr. Strangelove, Actually

  61. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator

  62. joey  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    you, roger, mac, marley and me and dupree. and myself and irene.

  63. City of LIttle Children of Men

  64. The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s

    Side note: As I was typing that my friend looked at the computer screen and said, “‘Vampire Weekend at Bernie’s’ would be funnier.”

    He’s right, but that would be a different game altogether.

  65. Ntdesq  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Peter Pan’s Labyrinth
    Boyz in the Robin Hood: All the Last King of Scotland’s Men in Tights
    In Ben-Hur’s Shoes
    Blackboard Jungle 2 Jungle Fever
    D.C. Cabaret
    Bridget Jones’ Diary of Anne Frank
    Good Night, and Just My Luck.
    The Man Who Would Be King of Comedy and Irene
    Return of the Secaucus Se7en
    She’s Having Rosemary’s Baby
    A Star is Born Yesterday, On the Fourth of July
    Who’s Afraid of Dances With Virginia Woolf?

  66. HawtCommentz  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Beverly The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut Cops & Robberson’s Chihuahua Teen ICE age Mutant 3 Ninjas: Kick Back to The Future Turtles AssasSin City of Angels in the OutField of What Aliens in the Attic Vs. Predator 2 :Requiem for a Dreams May Come

    # of Movies = 21
    Beverly Hills Cop
    Beverly Hills Ninja
    Beverly Hills Chihuahua
    The Hills Have Eyes
    Eyes Wide Shut
    Cops & Robberson’s
    Ninja Assassin
    Ice Age
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    3 Ninja’s: Kick Back
    Back to the Future
    Sin City
    City of Angels
    Angels in The Outfield
    Field of Dreams
    Requiem for a Dream
    Aliens in the Attic
    Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem
    Predator 2
    Aliens
    What Dreams May Come

    HAwT CoMmentZ… Smoked.

    • I used 27 up above:
      The Super
      Flyboys
      Fly Away Home
      Home Alone
      Alone in the Dark
      Dark City
      City of Men
      Men in Black
      Black &White
      Snow White
      White Fang II: Myth of the White Wolf
      The Wolf Man
      Man on Fire
      Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
      Marley & Me
      Me and You and Everyone We Know
      Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Too Afraid to Ask
      Ask the Dust
      Dusk Till Dawn
      Dawn of the Dead
      Dead Man Walking
      Walking Tall
      Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure
      The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
      Desert Blue
      Blue Velvet
      Velvet Goldmine
      brightboy (king of the nerds)… smoked.

    • HawtCommentz  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

      Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!

  67. The Last Year Of The My/His Girl Next Friday Dog Day Love Story in Meshes of the Afternoon Skip At Marienbad Holiday.

    I hate myself.

  68. Gary Bang  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Dancer In the Land of Dark Little Mermaid Women

  69. Das Boot That Rocked

  70. Das Boot That Rocked

  71. An Inconvenient Truth about Cats and Dogs (stolen from Joelyman who inadvertently invented this game)

  72. Nobody’s voting on any of these…c’mon you guys!
    Single White Female Trouble in Little Big Man China Syndrome.

  73. Nevermind, that was just my browser hating me. I see the votes now.
    How about a short one: ” White Squanto”. Or is that more of a portmanteau?

  74. The Vanishing Point Breakin’ 2 Days in the Valley Girl Next Door in the Floor … Cool as Ice Pirates of the Caribbean

  75. Winner gets a free Photoshop crapfest version of your comment designed by the Thighmaster.

  76. Tyler perry  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Homeward Bound: Rise of the Lycans

  77. the good burger, the bad santa, and the ugly truth

  78. the last dragon emperor of the mohicans
    cooley high school dazed and confused

  79. the last dragon emperor of the mohicans
    american cooley high school dazed and confused
    jungle book of eli fever
    the color purple singing in the rain
    two can play that best laid crying game plan

  80. Ballistic: Eks vs. Kramer vs. Alien vs. Sever

  81. Jeff  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and You and Everyone We Know.

  82. me, myself, and irene and you and everyone we know

  83. 2001: A(n) Office Space Cowboyz N the Robin Hood: Men in Pitch Black Dhalia Tights Odyssey

  84. To Kung Fu Panda, Thanks for Everything Is Illuminated, Julie/Julia Newmar

  85. Harold and the Purple Crayon Escape from Guantanamo Bay

  86. HawtCommentz  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    OoooooohWheeeee! Y’all just got SMOKED by Hawt Commentz… especially brightboy. You gotta bring that temperature, son! Mercury is rising in this here comments section…

    Hawt Commentz is BACK! It’s a Firestorm! Call Howie Long

  87. Million dollar baby mamma Mia
    the panic room 1408
    lost in spaceballs

  88. HawtCommentz  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

  89. He’s Just Not That Into The Wild Things You Me Myself and Irene and Dupree

  90. My father plays this party game all the time only he doesn’t know he’s doing it because he’s old and losing his mind. One time he went to tell me that he saw Little Miss Sunshine on HBO and he called it “Raising Little Miss Daisy”.

  91. How Stella Got Her Groove Back to the Future Part Two Weekend at Bernies

  92. Zabriskie Point Breakin’ 2 (or 3 Things I Know About Her Alibi): Electric Horseman of the House of Yes Manhattan Murder Mystery Men at Dirty Working Girl, Interrupted Boogaloo

  93. Mandy  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Out of African Queen of the Damned Yankees Doodle Dandy

  94. (500) days of summer school

  95. ok. last one i swear (probably lying)
    +Falling Down and Out in the Slums of Troop Beverly Hills
    +Return of the Embrace of the Shadow of Buffy Blood: Interview with The Last Vampire Slayer
    +The Princes Mononoke Love and Basketball Diaries 2: Breakin’ all the Very Long Rules of Royal Engagement

  96. funny patriot games
    i love you man with two faces
    saw V hundred days of summer of i am sam

  97. funny patriot games
    i love you man with two faces
    saw V hundred days of summer of i am sam
    i’m not there will be blood monsoon wedding planner crashers

  98. Dunsten Checks In Her Shoes

  99. Three Men & A Baby Mama

  100. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Brokeback Mountain

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