
OK, this one is a little more complicated than a few of the more recent Best New Party Games, because the rules are kind of vague. But on the other hand, it’s a classic! And this is one that you could actually win. Anyway: simple enough, strings of overlapping movie titles. So, starting simple:
The Strangers On A Train (The Strangers + Strangers on a Train, duh)
or Scarface/Off
or There Will Be Blood Simple (you get it)
Those were all very short, very lazy examples. The longer the string the better. But this is where it gets tricky. Complicated intertwining nesting-doll overlaps are also allowed (in the rules of this game that I am making up as I go along). For example:
We Are Forgetting Sarah Marshall
or
Snakes on a Soul Plane
or:
The Longest Whole Nine Yards
And from there it becomes a mess. The Longest Whole Nine And A Half Weeks Yards? I’m going to sit this one out, actually. But the longest string that actually makes sense wins. The prize for the winner is final, definitive confirmation that you are a nerd. GOOD LUCK!





























Face/Office Space Cowboys
Two and a Half Iron Men (Robert Downey Jr. v. Charlie Sheen. The Best v. The Worst)
Jurassic Parks and Recreation
Miss Potter and the Half-Blood Princess Bride Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Hotel Rwanda for Dogs
Punch Drunk Love in the Time of Cholera
Observe and Minority Report
Vanilla Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies Another Day
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Diamonds are Forever
The Things We Lost in the Fire Down Below.
Sorry, Becca. I didn’t mean for that to be a reply to you. Weird. (you are ridiculously good at this game though…)
the bridget jones’ diary of a mad max black sheep woman on the mystic river kwai
The Room With A Parallax View From The Top Gun
Breakfast Fight Club
The First Black Dark Knight
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopussy
Alien Vs Jason Vs Predator Vs Monsters Vs Freddy Vs Aliens
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovitch
The Sound and the Fury of Music and Lyrics
Crimes and Misdemeanors 2: Armed and Fabulous
Schindler’s Bucket List
Leatheraserheads
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Mr. Magorium and the Chocolate Imaginarium Factory Wonderland of the Island of Doctor Parnassus
Howl’s Moving Castle in the Sky High School Captains Musical 3: the Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World of Tomorrow
Do The Right Thing You Do You Know What You Did Last Summer School of The Rock
~TOM CRUISE SPECIAL~
Days Of Tropic Thunder
A Few Good Men And A Baby
Tom And Jerry Macguire
The Mission Impossible
The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
Interview With The Vampire In Brooklyn
The Color Of Mad Money
Far And Spirited Away
View From The Top Gun
Young Guns Of Naverone
Purple Rain Man
I know what you did last wet hot american summer!!
Doctor Who Framed Roger Rabbit-Proof Fence
Live Free Or Die Hard Eight Days A Week
Gabe, you had a great example a few months ago: Hotel Rwanda for Dogs. That is still my favorite.
Cheaper By The Dirty Dozen
The Great Escape From The Other Side of the Witch Mountain
Saving Private Benjamin Ryan Silverman
The Hills Have Eyes of Laura Mars
Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
Working Men With Guns of Navarone
Y Tu Big Momma’s House Tambien
DeliverUsFromEvance
The Air Up! There
The City of Joy Good Luck Chuck Fight Club
Deuces Wild Bigalow: You’ve Got Mail American Gigolo
The Importance of Being Ernest Scared Stupid
The Super Flyboys Away Home Alone in the Dark City of Men in Black & Snow White Fang II: Myth of the White Wolf Man on Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Marley & Me and You and Everyone We Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask the Dust Till Dawn of the Dead Man Walking Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Blue Velvet Goldmine
A Charlie Brown New Nightmare on Elm Street before Surving Christmas Vacation.
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Eternal Sunshine Cleaners of the Spotess, Dangerous Hearts and Minds
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Step it up Across the Border, Masters of my tiny Universe
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At what point in this feature are the number suffixes gonna get ridiculous? Hollywood has proven once you hit 7 or 8 (or VII or VIII), that you need to drop the whole number nonsense and just go with a subtitle (not a tagline – Professor Taglines is very disappointedwith his class).
The Saw series knows what I’m talking about. There will not be a Saw XI. It’ll be Saw: Oblivion or Saw: Resurrection or Jigsaw Takes Manhattan.
or SAW 3 MEN AND A BABY
…or Saw Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
…or Saw Eight is Enough
…or Saw 8 1/2
…or Saw 9 1/2 Weeks
…or Saw Ten Commandments
I forgot Saw Nine Months
The Ten Needful Things I Hate About You to Do in Denver When You’re Better off Evil Dead
Harriet The Spy Who Loved Me And You And Everyone We Know What You Did Last Summer of Sam I Am Legend[s] Of The Fall Of The House Of Usher Live and Let Die Another Day of the Dead Poets Society
There’s no movie called “We Know What You Did Last Summer”
There’s Thirtysomething About Married an Ax Murderer
Oh my God, will the party games ever stop?!?
Oh, whatever:
A Beautiful Confession of The Eternal, Little Miss Sunshine Cleaning of a Dangerous, Spotless Mind
DO I WIN?
Answer: absolutely not.
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You’re doing it wrong.
?
Help my feeble mind understand, Dr. Best New Party Game Ever 8.
Don’t worry, I get it. It works…juNO country
Maybe it will be funnier if i put more titles in it?
Juno Country For Old Men in Tights?
Huh guys?
Right?
Deepthroat Impact
or
Deepthroat Blue Sea
The Elephant Man Who Fell To Earth
or
The Elephant Man in the Mirror.
Nosferatu Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmars Attacks … As Tears Go Bicentennial Man Who Fell to Battlefield Earth Angels With Dirty Faces of Death Wish Upon a Starsky and Hutch … Walkabout a Boy … The CIder House Rules of the Game … The Man Who Would Be King Ralph … All About Eve of Destruction … Those Who Love Me Can Take the Trainspotting … The Networking Girl 6 Days, Seven Nights in Rodanthe Music Lovers on the Bridge to Terabithia Clockwork Orange County General’s Daughters of Darkness Falls … The Man in the Iron Masked & Anonymous … Regarding Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Klowns from Outer Spacecamp Nowhere Man on Firewall-E.T.
The Dinner at Marvin’s Room with a Parallax View from Over the Top to a License to Kill a Mockingbird
The Maltese Falcon Crest
Transamericaformers
Why Did I Get Married an Alien Three Men and a Baby Boy in the Striped Pajamas?
Little Children of Men and a Baby
I Still Know Who Killed Me Last Summer
The Nightmare Land Before Christmas Time[cop] of the Devil with the Kranks Wears Prada Knows You’re Dawn of the Dead Poets The Society Lost Wayne’s World is Not The Dead Enough Elephant Austin Powers: International Repo Man With 2 Brains Walking Tall in America of 12 Angry Translation Mystery Men Alaska 3 Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady in the Open Hills For Your Stop or Have Eyes My Wide One and Only Water[world] Shut Mr. Mom Will Shoot ‘Em Up[!]
Whoops. Switch “Men” and “3″. The amendment is thus “… Mystery 3 Alaska Men Monkeys and a Little Miss Sunshine Lady… ” Shit’s serious.
No Escape from my side of Bewitched Mountain- Synecdoche, New York
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Babe, the opposite of Pig-Sex, in the City that never sleeps
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Imagine Me and You and Dupree and everyone we know who killed me got served.
Escape From Synechdoche, New York!
Jennifer’s Body of Evidence
No Chinatown and Country for Old Men in Black
The Dark Knight’s Tale of Despereaux
There Will Be Cool Hand Luke
Friday the 13th part II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X Vs. Freddy’s Dead The Final New Nightmare on Elm Street 2 3 4 5
Kill Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth
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The Nightmare on Elm Street Before Sunrise Christmas with the Kranks: High Voltage
Next Friday the 13th Warrior
Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls
The Rockstar Dragon Wars Épisode II: Mars Attacks of the Rocky Balboa Clonus Horror Picture Best In Mean Showgirls Interrupted
That makes no sense and I lose.
jesus, go home from work at a normal hour and this is what you miss?
ok – “Pooty Tango and Cash”
The best Hugh Grant black comedy:
Dr. Strangelove, Actually or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About a Boy
The Air Up There Goes the Neighborhood
notorious.
am i doing this right?
“Twitch of the Death Nerves of Steel Magnolias”
“Kill Kill Faster Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill, Baby Kill!”
“Blow-Up! in Smoke”
(Johnny Depp movie “Blow”, Pixar’s “Up!”, Antonioninioni’s “Blowup”, Harvey Keitel movie “Smoke”, Cheech and Chong’s “Up in Smoke”…I will stop now.)
Sleeping With the Enemy of the State.
Empire Records Strikes Back to the Beach Blanket Bingo.
That last one is my bid for the Concision Award (best Title to Word ratio). At 5/4 I think I’m in the lead!
Brief Interviews with Hideous Men who Stare at Goats
Days of Heaven Can Wait
Punch Drunk Love or Something Like it
Midnight Cowboy BeBop
The Hunt for Red October Sky
Apocalypse Now for Something Completely Different
The Godfather Part 2 Fast 2 Furious
Riding in Cars with Boys on the Side
District 9…. get it?
All the Real Girls Just Want to Have Fun
My Left Foot Fist Way
The Fantastic Mr. Fox & the Hound
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
(we’re allowed to eliminate ‘the’ right?)
Around the World Trade Center in Eighty Days
He’s Just Not That Into the Wild
Peggy Sue Got Married to the Mob
Margot at Muriel’s Big Fat Greek Wedding
I’m Not The Thin Red Man Who Wasn’t Being There
The Devil in Miss Jones Wears Prada
Gone, Baby, Gone With the Mighty Wind
Mulan Rouge
A Spiderman For All Seasons
The Evil Dead Man Walking
A Streetcar Named Desire Under The Elms
Bring It On The Waterfront
Dr. Strangelove, Actually
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator
Though technically admissible, would rather have liked to see you go with Kramer vs. Alien vs. Kramer vs. Predator. Shoot for the stars.
Actually, yours isn’t admissible at all, since Kramer vs. Kramer and Predator have no connection. You’re also too short, need to stop slouching and something else that’s wrong with you.
(um the connection is “vs.”)
DULY NOTED. Yet and still, you must have “Alien” in there. Am I wrong? AM I WRONG?!
Yes
you, roger, mac, marley and me and dupree. and myself and irene.
City of LIttle Children of Men
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
Side note: As I was typing that my friend looked at the computer screen and said, “‘Vampire Weekend at Bernie’s’ would be funnier.”
He’s right, but that would be a different game altogether.
Peter Pan’s Labyrinth
Boyz in the Robin Hood: All the Last King of Scotland’s Men in Tights
In Ben-Hur’s Shoes
Blackboard Jungle 2 Jungle Fever
D.C. Cabaret
Bridget Jones’ Diary of Anne Frank
Good Night, and Just My Luck.
The Man Who Would Be King of Comedy and Irene
Return of the Secaucus Se7en
She’s Having Rosemary’s Baby
A Star is Born Yesterday, On the Fourth of July
Who’s Afraid of Dances With Virginia Woolf?
Beverly The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut Cops & Robberson’s Chihuahua Teen ICE age Mutant 3 Ninjas: Kick Back to The Future Turtles AssasSin City of Angels in the OutField of What Aliens in the Attic Vs. Predator 2 :Requiem for a Dreams May Come
# of Movies = 21
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Ninja
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
The Hills Have Eyes
Eyes Wide Shut
Cops & Robberson’s
Ninja Assassin
Ice Age
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3 Ninja’s: Kick Back
Back to the Future
Sin City
City of Angels
Angels in The Outfield
Field of Dreams
Requiem for a Dream
Aliens in the Attic
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem
Predator 2
Aliens
What Dreams May Come
HAwT CoMmentZ… Smoked.
I used 27 up above:
The Super
Flyboys
Fly Away Home
Home Alone
Alone in the Dark
Dark City
City of Men
Men in Black
Black &White
Snow White
White Fang II: Myth of the White Wolf
The Wolf Man
Man on Fire
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Marley & Me
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Too Afraid to Ask
Ask the Dust
Dusk Till Dawn
Dawn of the Dead
Dead Man Walking
Walking Tall
Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Desert Blue
Blue Velvet
Velvet Goldmine
brightboy (king of the nerds)… smoked.
Actually, you made an illegal move from Ask the Dust to Dusk till Dawn. You lose. Try Harder.
I have upwards of 40 in mine. I’ll just be over here masturbating.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!
The Last Year Of The My/His Girl Next Friday Dog Day Love Story in Meshes of the Afternoon Skip At Marienbad Holiday.
I hate myself.
Dancer In the Land of Dark Little Mermaid Women
Das Boot That Rocked
Das Boot That Rocked
An Inconvenient Truth about Cats and Dogs (stolen from Joelyman who inadvertently invented this game)
Nobody’s voting on any of these…c’mon you guys!
Single White Female Trouble in Little Big Man China Syndrome.
Nevermind, that was just my browser hating me. I see the votes now.
How about a short one: ” White Squanto”. Or is that more of a portmanteau?
The Vanishing Point Breakin’ 2 Days in the Valley Girl Next Door in the Floor … Cool as Ice Pirates of the Caribbean
Winner gets a free Photoshop crapfest version of your comment designed by the Thighmaster.
Homeward Bound: Rise of the Lycans
the good burger, the bad santa, and the ugly truth
the last dragon emperor of the mohicans
cooley high school dazed and confused
the last dragon emperor of the mohicans
american cooley high school dazed and confused
jungle book of eli fever
the color purple singing in the rain
two can play that best laid crying game plan
Ballistic: Eks vs. Kramer vs. Alien vs. Sever
Alternatively, Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and You and Everyone We Know.
me, myself, and irene and you and everyone we know
2001: A(n) Office Space Cowboyz N the Robin Hood: Men in Pitch Black Dhalia Tights Odyssey
To Kung Fu Panda, Thanks for Everything Is Illuminated, Julie/Julia Newmar
Harold and the Purple Crayon Escape from Guantanamo Bay
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Million dollar baby mamma Mia
the panic room 1408
lost in spaceballs
He’s Just Not That Into The Wild Things You Me Myself and Irene and Dupree
My father plays this party game all the time only he doesn’t know he’s doing it because he’s old and losing his mind. One time he went to tell me that he saw Little Miss Sunshine on HBO and he called it “Raising Little Miss Daisy”.
How Stella Got Her Groove Back to the Future Part Two Weekend at Bernies
Zabriskie Point Breakin’ 2 (or 3 Things I Know About Her Alibi): Electric Horseman of the House of Yes Manhattan Murder Mystery Men at Dirty Working Girl, Interrupted Boogaloo
Out of African Queen of the Damned Yankees Doodle Dandy
(500) days of summer school
ok. last one i swear (probably lying)
+Falling Down and Out in the Slums of Troop Beverly Hills
+Return of the Embrace of the Shadow of Buffy Blood: Interview with The Last Vampire Slayer
+The Princes Mononoke Love and Basketball Diaries 2: Breakin’ all the Very Long Rules of Royal Engagement
funny patriot games
i love you man with two faces
saw V hundred days of summer of i am sam
funny patriot games
i love you man with two faces
saw V hundred days of summer of i am sam
i’m not there will be blood monsoon wedding planner crashers
Dunsten Checks In Her Shoes
Three Men & A Baby Mama
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Brokeback Mountain