Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.

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  1. Is it possible that Jeremy Piven actually did have mercury poison and that’s why he keeps saying it?

    • the arbitrator hired to mediate between him and the ‘speed the plow’ people ruled in his favor, so apparently someone somewhere feels like it’s a real thing. i sent a tip to gabe about it but he ignored it because he hates me. afk to cry myself to sleep on top of my pile of gabe posters.

  2. TERRIBLE LIE!

  3. “Mercury poisoning, sounds like a rich man’s disease.” Ha ha ha! I get it, Jeremy Piven.

  4. indeed. fucking ass

  5. even horrible people tell the truth sometimes. case in point: confessing serial killers. now, i’m not comparing him to a serial killer, but i might be, with regard to awful.

  6. When Jeremy Piven is talking about his ailments, for some reason, I keep picturing this:

    • It pains me that someone downvoted this to zero and negated my hard work (easy work) upvoting it. Whoever did that won’t have me in attendance at their GVH fundraiser!

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