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According to the Hollywood Reporter, Columbia Pictures has hired a screenwriter to write a script for Bad Boys 3. Great news! That must mean that Rush Hour 4 is already in the bag. So far, neither Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, or Michael Bay are signed on for the new movie, and the prospect of a Bad Boys 3: The New Class (starring Ryan Reynolds and Matthew Lillard) is TBS Very Funny. But probably they will be signed on. And when they are, they will need an exciting tagline! Here are a few suggestions:

Bad Boys 3: Badder Boyser
Bad Boys 3: Shit Just Got More Real
Bad Boys 3: This Should Have Come Out Three Years Ago
Bad Boys 3: Old Dogs 2

Do you remember the part in Bad Boys 2 where Will Smith and Martin Lawrence drive a Hummer through a shanty town? And it’s supposed to be, like, an exciting chase scene, but all you can think about is the fact that they’re cavalierly destroying people’s already pretty miserable lives (and probably killing many of them) with their stupid fucking yellow hummer as they shout and laugh and trade quips? That was one of the most offensive things I have ever seen.

“More of that, please.”
–America

(Thanks for the tip, Octavis.)

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Comments (84)
  1. Bad Boys 3: The Worst

    It’s not clever, but it feels right somehow.

  2. Bad Boys 3: Race to Bad Mountain. In a Hummer.

  3. Bad Boys 3: What’cha gonna do, What’cha gonna do when we decide to squeeze out every last drop of money we can out of this already too shitty franchisejustsothatwecanfurtherpadourgarishmalibuhomesohmygodmyhead’sgonna’splode!

  4. Bad Boys 3: Mall Cops – Shit just got Paul Blart.

  5. Bad Boys 3: New Moon

  6. Bad Boys 3000: Worst to the Future!

  7. Bad Boys 3: Martin Lawrence Needs To Make Some Quick Money Before The Bank Forecloses On A Ridiculously Overprice Hollywood McMansion Bought During An Unstable Real Estate Market And Will Smith Agreed To Sign On Under The Condition That He Can Bring The Entire Cast To The Scientology Celebrity Center For A Intensive Day Long Workshop About How The Teachings Of L.Ron Hubbard Made Him A More Productive Person

  8. b-boys 3: we break dance fight now….

  9. Bad Boys 3: One Got Fat

  10. Bad Boysenberry 3 and the GI Tract of Doom

  11. Bad Boys 3: Will Got $20 Million, What Did You Get, Martin?

  12. Bad Boys: Over 40

  13. Bad Boys: Trust in Them

  14. Bad Boys 3: I Seriously Thought Martin Lawrence Was Dead

  15. Bad Boys 3: Revenge of the Fallen

  16. Poor Sport  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys: Thugs, Lugs, and Jugs

  17. Roman  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    eagerly anticipating “The Bad Boys”

  18. Bad Boys 3: He Approved It?

  19. Bad Boys 3: Crank 3

  20. Bad Boys 3: The Prequel

    • I just realized the one scenario in which I would see this movie.

      Bad Boys 3: Police Academy 8

      (Starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell)

  21. Hireling  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: These Guys Definitely Do Not Mutually Masturbate Each Other

  22. Bad Boys vs Predator.

  23. Bad Boys 3: we ran out of board games and toys

  24. paperstreetsoap  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Electric Boogaloo

  25. Bad Boys 3: Have You Ever Fired Two Guns While Jumping Through the Air?

  26. Bad Boys 3: I Will Fuck You Till You Love Me

  27. Bad Boys 3: In Which We Finally See Mike Lowry Come With the Thunder

  28. Bad Boys 3: Secret of the Ooze

    At the risk of losing all of my hard-earned street rep yo, I rather enjoyed Bad Boys 2. The scene where Martin Lawrence interrogates his daughter’s date makes me lolcat every time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRiT3ISEN3M

  29. Bad Boys 3: Boom Goes the Dynamite

  30. Bad Boys 3: Big Momma’s House Just Got Real

  31. Bad Boys 3. It’s just called Bad Boys 3 but it has Joe Pesci as a former crook who’s now a real estate agent but in his role as all to eager informant gets Will and Martin into the most hilariously dangerous situations.

  32. Bad Boys 3: The Baddening.

  33. Bad Boys 3: We’re Too Old For This Shit Much Like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover But We Will Carry On Making Sequels That Further Detract From The Greatness Of The Orginal

  34. Bad Boys 3: The Season of the Hitch

  35. Cory  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Boomshakalaka!

  36. RaisinBran  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Beyond the edge of Bad, Full Throttle!

  37. Bad Boys 3: Don’t Bother

    alternatively: Bad Boys 3: Save your $10

  38. Bad Boys 3: Sheneneh’s Revenge

  39. Bad Boys 3: Full Throttle

  40. Yo, why stop at 3? You gotta think big nowadays… Ya’ll just beed LBT’d*

    Bad Boys III: The Time of the Great Giving Bad Boys (2009)
    Bad Boys IV: Journey Through the Mists with the Bad Boys (2010)
    Bad Boys V: The Mysterious Island of Bad Boys (2011)
    Bad Boys VI: The Bad Boys Secret of Saurus Rock (2012)
    Bad Boys VII: The Stone of Cold Fire and Bad Boys (2013)
    Bad Boys VIII: The Big Bad Boys Freeze (2014)
    Bad Boys IX: Journey to Bad Boys in the Big Water (2015)
    Bad Boys X: The Great Longneck Migration of Bad Boys (2016)
    Bad Boys XI: Invasion of the Tinysaurus Bad Boys (2017)
    Bad Boys XII: The Great Day of the Flyers and Bad Boys (2018)
    Bad Boys XIII: The Wisdom of Friends, and Also Bad Boys (2019)

    *Land Before Time’d

  41. Bad Boys 3: Going For 12% Or Less On Rotten Tomatoes

  42. The Bad Boys Ultimatum

  43. Whatever, Gabe. America doesn’t say “please”.

  44. jalo  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Full Retard

  45. Bad Boys 3: Michael Bay Needs A New Wig.

  46. Bad Boys 3: Puberty
    or
    Bay Boys 3: Black Knight 2

  47. Bad Boys 3: Forget the plot, America wants EXPLOSIONS

  48. Bad Boys 3: Martin Lawrence’s Casablanca

  49. Bad Boys 3: Big Mama and Karate Kid’s Dad

  50. Bad Boys 3: This Should OF Come Out Three Years Earlier

    Know your audience.

  51. Bad Boys 3: When Will They Be Men?

  52. Kiril  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Bad Harder

  53. Dylanstick  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Basically A Movie About Fireworks

    Narrated by Al Roker, shut it down…

  54. Bad Boys 3: Basically A Movie of Fireworks

    Narrated by Al Roker, shut it down…

  55. Monkey  |   Posted on Aug 31st, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: White Chicks

    Bad Boys 3: Why not?

    Bad Boys 3: $$$$$

  56. Bad Boys 3: Breaking Dawn of Azkaban

  57. Bad Boys 3: Go to Your Room

  58. Bad Boys Operation Iraq: Martin Lawrence of Arabia

  59. marc  |   Posted on Sep 1st, 2009

    3 bad 3 boys

  60. Internet Fan  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Bad-Men-Town. and the bad guy boss will be a star badminton player that is also a drug dealer and human traffiker. Will Smith will kill the bad guy boss by hitting a grenade out of the air with a badminton racquet and into the bad guy boss’s mouth. Then his head will explode and Martin Lawrence will get his new white sneakers dirty. and he will be like” Awww heeellll no. You gonna have ta pay for my sneaks!” (because there is brain and teeth on it) and then will smith will say ‘no problem I am rich’ and then they will float in martin lawrence’s above ground pool until it breaks and then they will sing Bad Boys and the audience will cheer because even through all of their trials and tribulations their friendship has never been stronger.

  61. Bad Boys 3: Madea joins the force.

  62. Weezy Breezy  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Quantum of Baditude

  63. Weezy Breezy  |   Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Losing It!

  64. Bad Boys 3: Boyz II Men

  65. John  |   Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009

    Bad Boys 3 ; #$%^&@# %^&^&^! %^%&^$##@@%$ Dude

  66. Bad Boys 3: Bad and Badderer

  67. HYPER TRUCKNUTS  |   Posted on Sep 6th, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Return of Jafar

  68. macawesome  |   Posted on Sep 6th, 2009

    Bad Boys 3: Bad Company

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