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As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can’t get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it’s almost always with an eye towards “the kids.” Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict’s idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!
#unnecessaryremakes!
You get it. Here, I’ll go first:
- The Neverending Kindle
- Text M for Murder
- Auto-Tune in the Rain
- Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
- The Razor Scooter Thief
- Fight Facebook Group
- Strangers on a Monorail
The competition is stiff this time, though.
@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary
@timcarvell: 976-EVIL.blogspot.com/evil.html
@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment
@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser
@marklisanti: Egg n’ Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany’s
Good luck!
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The Silence of the Blackberries
Two Girls One Tin Cup
Tila Tequila Sunrise
Plan 9 From Outer MySpace.
Gone Phishin’.
Rosemary’s Orphan: Can You Keep a Secret About the Antichrist?
This is more of a sequel, really.
Benji: The Live Puppy Feed
You’ve Got Spam
Browse The Line
A Nightmare On Google Earth
Kiss Me, n00b!
One Flew Over The Twitters Nest
Sleepless In Cyberspace
Kindergarten Admin.
B1LLY M@D1S0N
LOL Gilmore
Star Trek: The Wrath Of KAAAAHHHNNNN!!!!!
The Emo-Rock Brothers
The Long Walk Homepage
When Harry Met Sally on Match.com
When Harry Met Sally on Match.com
Das Ugg
Sorry to nitpick, but Das Boot means The Boat in German.
not to nitpick a fellow nitpicker, but so? I don’t think this joke automatically implies that no one knew that (everyone knew that)
The only thing I implied was that humunculus did not know this. I’m sure all the other monsters spend their time discussing whether Rescue Dawn can be considered true to the Oberhausen Manifesto.
I was going to respond to this, but honestly the thread-vortex over at monster’s ball has changed the way I view relationz on this site, so instead I’m going to say I didn’t mean to sound bitchy, and I thought Das Ugg was hilarious *because* of the whole Das boot thing. That’s what I meant,and even though it came across as mean you still responded with class. Sorry.
MONSTER SOLIDARITY.
Please accept my monster-solidarity terrorist fist bump.
Enemy Mine:Obama vs. Beck
Full Metal Slanket
sexting, lies and videotape
Being Zac Efron
iDeath of an eSalesmen
The People’s Republic of Chinatown
wall-e mart
2Usual 2Suspects
Buffy the Vampire Socializer
It would seem that to play this game one would have to actually have SOME insight into whatever it is that young people do with themselves these days. So I’m pretty much out of this one. Do kids still enjoy taking the trolley down to the nickelodeon after their chores are done? Because I could probably do something with that…
Sex, Lies, and Videogum
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes ))<>((
BeenUp2: The Streets
Godzilla: Tokyo Drift
My Morbidly Obese Jewish Wedding
My Brothers Trapper Keeper
Meet Joe Black the Vampire
West Side Storiez (starring Snoop Dogg)
PAH!
2001: The Year the iPod Broke
An American on frommers.com/destinations/paris
Rebel With a Cause to Make Imbecilic Youtube Comments
[IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn235/swordmaster316/jokerclap.gif[/IMG]
Passion of the Christ in 3D
The Seven UFC Champions
Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are
Braveheart 2: 2Brave, 2Heart
Oh! Oh my! I sincerely feel a-flutter as a result of the attention paid to my first time ever Videogum comment. Long time reader first time poster. I’m going to go for a morning sail on the good ship HMS Ugg to celebrate.
oh this went in the wrong place.
i am but a babe in the commenting woods.
It’s cool. And the attention is proof that you should use your humunculus (thats right! I am in college and I know what a humunculus is!) and register.
forget it, Jake. It’s The Videogum Comments Section.
Coming Back to America
The Truth About Pikachus and Squirtles.
My Pinkberry With Andre: 3D
Full Metal Snuggie
YouTube-571
internetdrome
Hot in Ben Hurr
Baa, Dolly!
The Post Racial Dahlia
Sex, lies, and .AVIs
Frienemy at the Gate
Some Like it Hotmail
Roots 2: Electric Bugaloo
Oh shoot.
Pride and Affirmative Action
the Fellowship of the Vibrator Ring